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“∴αrε γου fεε∫ιηg sιςκ¿∵” || he/him || 27 || birdana#1248 ||

[allegedly-human]

nonsense words such as "blorbo" and "skibidi" are outliers and a minuscule minority and thus do not invalidate that statement

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[beemovieerotica]

if you work in a creative field...or if you do creative hobbies like writing or drawing...you need to make friends with people who don't do those things. you need to befriend normie Steve who has never written a story in his life. and this is because when you are in a creative job or hobby and spend all your time doing that thing, surrounded by very capable people, who you inevitably compare your own progress and skills to, you forget what the baseline human skill at that thing is. and it's usually zero. normie Steve has not written a story since the 3rd grade when his teacher made him do it. he's very good at other things that are not storytelling - but if you tell normie Steve that you wrote a full 300-page book from start to finish, he will think you're some kind of savant. he does not know ANYONE else who has done this. you need this perspective. because when you're constantly on Let's Write Stories dot Com then everyone on Let's Write Stories dot Com will inevitably be like "oh of course everyone on earth has written a book or several at this point!" and you canNOT let yourself think that. that is not even close to the average human experience. you are in a bubble. do not put yourself down. do not give up.

[beemovieerotica]

REAL AND TRUE. my newest normie steve does 40 mile bike rides on a whim and excels at outdoor rock climbing. i will always hype him up.

[jepic-angel-in-dog-heaven]

ive never seen pmmm and as far as i can tell the black hair glasses girl is some kind of icon for cucked lesbian suffering on the level of a canonised christian martyr

[redstonedust]

everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.

[lilaccccc]

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

[sillyguyhotline]

fool me once shame on you fool me twice blinding stew

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

[syn4k]

[trivalentlinks]

People NOT of east Asian/Vietnamese heritage and not from east Asia or Vietnam: at what age did you learn to use chopsticks, and where did you grow up?

<18, North or South America

18 or older, North or South America

<18, Europe

18 or older, Europe

<18 Australia/NZ/South Pacific

18 or older Australia/NZ/South Pacific

<18, other region (but not East Asia or Vietnam)

18 or older, other region (but not East Asia or Vietnam)

I'm of east Asian or Vietnamese heritage or grew up in east Asia or Vietnam

Voting ended onNov 24, 2025

(By East Asia or Vietnam, I really mean commonly chopsticks using cultures, you know what I mean. So if you are from East Asia or Vietnam, but not a chopsticks using culture, or you are not from East Asia or Vietnam, but are from a commonly chopsticks using culture, please vote accordingly.)

[kelpforestdwellers]

passively scrolling animal/plant/fungi ID subreddits for 9,537 hours will have you identifying organisms and not knowing how. i'll just be like carpet beetle inky cap northern flicker no i don't know how to tell

[kelpforestdwellers]

it's very cool actually. it feels like the way little kids learn language, naturally through exposure and pattern recognition. i'm not confident In my IDs, because i can't back them up with evidence, but i don't need to be because i'm not doing anything with any stakes, like foraging or commenting to say what i think it is. nothing happens if im wrong

[kelpforestdwellers]

you can tell by the way it looks

[transmortifried]

you'll never guess what this method of identification is called in birding

[kelpforestdwellers]

no.

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[dejavudreamer7]

Felt like these tags belonged too well to be left alone @asteroidtroglodyte

[thiscoldheart]

frankenstein (2025) + the gothic bridal carry

[florencemachines]

The Creature imitating expressions and movements

Frankenstein (2025) dir Guillermo Del Toro

[rogers-carter]

Lady Elizabeth Harlander + her black and crimson gown and green coat FRANKENSTEIN (2025) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[horrorwomensource]

MIA GOTH as ELIZABETH HARLANDER Frankenstein — 2025, dir. Guillermo del Toro

[equinity-deactivated20250916]

what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

[viideo-kidd]

Oliver being canonically good-looking is so funny to me. Like he's so beautiful that statement givers remember it and must comment on it while giving a statement about the most messed up eldritch stuff they've ever seen

[ravenmothcarver]

things that cannot go unmentioned, despite The Horrors:

Oliver's handsome, handsome face

Gerry's shitty, shitty dye job