wtf am i doing here

2014 tumblr survivor, back for more, for some reason? he/him, unhinged bisexual, antifascist, fromsoft and star wars addict, music extremist, 18+

[birdnoise]

https://youtu.be/_4RBGCMmkWo

A black hole opened up in Cambridge, Massachusetts last night. It opened up, and it swallowed me whole. Ulcerate breaks all conventions, and in doing so, redefines the word "heavy." Nothing has ever come close to what I experienced last night. In a world filled with pretenders, wannabes, and so-called "madmen", Ulcerate stands above them all. My mind was blown. I could not understand a single thing they played, even though they made noises with their instruments that are familiar to me. I am no stranger to tremolo picking, blast beats, or odd-time, they are old friends. And yet. I stood there, jaw agape, unable to understand how they manifested the sounds I heard. Extreme music simply would not be the same without this little three-piece from New Zealand, and I will compare anything and everything claiming to be "Extreme" to Ulcerate's Cutting the Throat of God. An experience like no other.

[the-muppet-joker]

im a trans dude can u please name me

Throckmorton

[starqueensterlexa]

If you have ever known anyone with a kink for being hit, or beat up, or raped and you're okay with them, you also gotta be okay with the people who's kink it is to do the hitting, the beating, or the raping. At the end of the day, we're adults playing pretend, and that's it.

[starqueensterlexa]

With every single sub i have the first thing we ever do is establish the safe word (stoplight system), and the non-verbal safe word in case they can't talk for any reason. If I can't tell where the sub is at, I will ask them point blank what is their color, and if they can't give a response, we stop. The goal is to make the other person feel good, including pain, and the most important part us knowing your subs limits and LISTENING to them. I will *never* hurt a sub in a way that they have not explicitly expresssed interest in.

[steve-likes-robots]

Makes sense to me. The “getting hit” kink requires a “hitting” kink. It’s like Transformers. Megatron can’t exist without Optimus Prime.

[starqueensterlexa]

yes Steve, its exactly like Megatron and Optimus Prime from Transformers

[strange-aeons]

Look at my ugly weird son!!!!!

[the-muppet-joker]

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!

[gaymolegaming]

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

goes hard ngl

[the-knightswind-case]

Consider:

[welshirishscottsman]

i am a proud butt pirate; reblog if you are a proud butt pirate

[the-haiku-bot]

i am a proud butt

pirate; reblog if you are

a proud butt pirate

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[strange-aeons]

bug i made for your consideration.

I have considered it and come to the conclusion that this bus absolutely rules. Thank you.

[the-muppet-joker]

Must've been the wind...

[twoblogger]

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

[twoblogger]

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

[angel-derangement]

I hate it too tbh

[the-muppet-joker]

I have given up the ability to feel pain for Lent! Suffering is what makes us human, so now, I feel more alienated than ever! I have broken three toes, and I only noticed when my foot became so swollen I could not wear my Favorite Shoe anymore! Sad. Can't wait for Easter!

[the-muppet-joker]

The Androgynous Person in my Bugs and Slime Class smiled at me today. Can they tell I am like them? I want to be a bug so they will look at me

[queer-as-city-folk]

I want to put all the British royals into the acid vat, as a joke, as a joke...

[the-muppet-joker]

Someone is getting executed during the next Dash Con? Heh. I almost feel bad for the next sorry soul on the receiving end of Public Dashcon Murder. What they don't tell you is that you die for real, and that you only come back if you Come Back Wrong. Also that your soul is tethered to the Ballpit, and it hates the husk you have become and will kill you on sight, so you can never go back to Dash Con again. Le Sigh! Guess I will be buying a Virtual Ticket!

[adz]

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

[adz]

>:(

[the-muppet-joker]

Me, trying to be relatable: remember when you'd be at church as a kid during holy week and you'd be observing the stations of the cross and you'd feel a terrible jealousy when Jesus was getting crucified. Like what if there was a church so moved by my sacrifice that they gathered every year to somberly recreate what I went through. What if they sang hymns about how I was so afraid I began to sweat blood. What if they all cradled my body after and wept because they all loved me and could not stand to see my suffering

The other people at my high school reunion: ...what?

Me, holding back tears: I meant ha ha remmebr dodgebal

[hitchell-mope]

I like it when the frog is multifaceted.

[nonewriter2000]

"Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending." -Kermit the Frog