hella fly butt farm

jae | 27 | she/they “my gender is like my sexuality: just not dude.”

[boghermit]

Happy May the Fourth to this tweet specifically

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[aflo]

wife found out how much i spend on money

[psychodon525]

8 hours a day

[aflo]

[zeelatunes]

pov: you're a tumblr user reading a post

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[triplemj]

this is basically a short horror film

[pansyfemme]

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

[thebraveliltoastie]

im sorry but this is the funniest fucking tag i could have seen

[technovillain]

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

[littleguysdaily]

[taffywabbit]

cuz when we sneezing and hopping

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we snopping

[taffywabbit]

it's snopping snaturday. snop to it

[juejack]

neil!

[juejack]

is it time already?

[bucket-of-amethyst]

HAPPY NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY!!! 🎶 🎹 🐀 🌈

[nocylipcowa]

when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you

[nocylipcowa]

that mischief!!

[lammergeier-spitfire]

[alexfeelyx]

Budapest tram smiling sweetly!!!

[legendaryjarcollection]

Stockholm tram looking at you sorrowfully :’(

[celestial-tapir]

Melbourne tram giving you a wary side-eye

[whiskybravo]

Tymczasem Katowice

[kiwi]

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

[kiwi]

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

[dykealloy]

I call this the create a new problem technique

[gerardpilled]

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

[gerardpilled]

everyone I am happy to announce that the stevebucky fanfic author I had in mind while writing this post has officially reblogged it.

[tiggymalvern]

#imo the writers who write insanely good fanfic can’t file the serial numbers off because they grasped the canon so thoroughly #the shitty stuff is publishable because once you change the names you can’t recognize these people

Prev's tags are correct.

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

[mastermatoyas]

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)