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i know i’m a a few days late but i hope you’ll forgive me.
happy barricade day(s)!!
honestly this fandom has had an extremely positive impact on my life and i’m so happy to be a part of it. thank you to all the friends i’ve made here and please have a lovely day!
eat some bread for me ;)
WWDITS (2019 -2024) I 4.05
i’m okay with change and i’m fine if things are no longer the same i embrace change
Saw a photo of a pigmy seahorse for the first time and it looks like the personification of illness
World’s most sick man
my son C. Hoarse who has every disease
bringing this back
Cera's dad in the Land Before Time movies is called Daddy Topps
i need to make sure you all know that
i don't even have a funny thing to say here his name is Daddy Topps
I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
-Mary Toft, 1726
Hold on I need to look something up
yeah. sorry
THIS IS HORRIBLE, BUT THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS TO SEE
How do I go back in time to stop myself from making a post and starting the chain of events that caused me to learn this 😭😭😭😭😭
IM SO SORRY OP. IM SO SORRY but if i had to know about the woman who had rabbits in her pussy so does EVERY person who i come across. what kind of tumblrina would i be if i didnt spread this information if given the chance
what a... rabbit hole
DON'T
coney island act
i know the 'is mcdonalds a date' questions making its rounds but i feel kind of insane bc thats never even been a metric for me. a date is just when someone says its a date. i went on a date w someone to smoke in a building w a caved in cieling in the rain, shoplifted from a gas station paranoid as hell to get them a soft pretzel and then we chased a rat around. where is your sense of adventure people
also ill be honest now in a relationship w my bf for almost four years and living together for two... the person whos gonna stick w u is the one that even a mcdonalds date sounds fun with. theyre the person whos gonna understand when youre tired from work and just want to watch a movie together. or understands when u cant do something grandiose and just wants to be with you.
if you cant learn to like the person you're with and not the expectation youve built in your mind for who they SHOULD be, you'll never love like that. you'll miss the person right in front of you, and thats the saddest thing of all.
you guys will never understand the creativity of people whos closest and only form of entertainment is walking through walmart
"binge-worthy show" man fuck that
i want my shows one episode followed by a whole ass week of going a little insane over it with the people on my phone, writing fics theorizing and going over every single scene through amazing gifs and meta, before the next ep drops and the cicle begins anew
speak louder
It's also contributing to the overall stagnation of writing. Binging isn't conducive to analysis.
Binging and whole season drops also seem to be a bit hard on fandoms and fan content creation.
Looking at eg. House of the Dragon last year, which spaced out 10 episodes over 10 weeks (that is 2 1/2 months) and the fandom content production and fandom discussions over multiple platforms were so high! It gave fans time to speculate, to produce and to wait for. It held the anticipation high and invigorated the fandom over a long time.
But Netflix (or other streaming services) when they drop a whole season in one go? I feel yes, many fans will watch it. But the vibe is very different. And there will be discussions and fan content, but I feel it is not necessarily good for a fandom in the long run. The built-up does not carry these fandoms as long for "casual" fans and will not bring the same influx of new fans and new content to those fandoms. And that is sad for fan spaces in my opinion.
It's not just fandom. When I teach popular culture, I also mention how binge culture is destroying the social function of shows.
In the traditional broadcasting structure, you have an episode a week at a set time - you sit down and you watch it, maybe make a family thing out of it. The next day you go to work, and your coworkers have seen the episode too, and you talk about it - because a tv show is a safe topic (not political, not too personal), so you have something to bond over/socialize.
But when a whole season drops at the same time... You either force yourself to binge it, turning your schedule upside down, or you watch it in bits, risking to fall behind. Say a popular show drops a season on a Saturday. On Monday at work, there will be people who haven't started it, people who are half-through, people who have finieshed it... Mix with the fear-of-spoilers culture, suddenly this point of bonding becomes restricted, even eradicated.
It’s also destroying show production. These days if a season isn’t binged in the first week — fully, completed, watched all the way through in THE FIRST WEEK — it doesn’t get renewed. There’s no opportunity for shows to grow legs and catch on. Netflix would’ve canceled The X-Files. Netflix would’ve canceled so many classic shows that were allowed to find their audience gradually.
Bingeing shows used to be fun because you were catching up with an existing fandom and there werent that many things to constantly binge because itd be split up by regular watching of other shows. Now the whole fandom has to binge immediately before they can talk about even the first episode it and it becomes exhausting to keep up with.
me: hmm time to google something
google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩
Oh my god happy birthday babygirl.. she's 16 I'm buying her a car <33
one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult
so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™ for no reason”
So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?
I sincerely hope so but I can’t say I’m familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few
My Personal favorite is:
“May all your teeth fall out, except for one, to give you a toothache.”
“OP is a complete onion.” (their head is in the ground)
“I hope I have the privilege of sewing your shroud” is another one I like.
“May you have a hundred houses, with a hundred bedrooms each, and ten beds in each room. And may the plague throw you from one bed to the other”
“May your death be sweet. Run over by a truck full of sugar”
“May everyone congratulate your widow at your funeral”
Also see:
“May your grandfather be possessed by a demon”
“May you choke on your next juicy morsel”
“May a fire burn in your guts”
And my favorite: “May your liver come out through your nose piece by piece”
i was thinking of this one on pesach (for obvious reasons): “may you go to the toilet every three minutes or every three months”
some more faves:
may your bones be broken as often as the ten commandments
may god help you like cupping helps a corpse
he should turn into a chandelier, so he’ll hang by day and burn by night
he’s a yimach-shmoynik (idk how to translate this other than “someone whose name should be erased” but more literally it’s a noun for someone about whom you say yimach shmo)
“Your luck should be as bright as the new moon.”
“May you own three ships full of treasure, all sunk.”
“I should outlive you long enough to bury you.”
“May you own a dozen stores, and may you have many customers, and may you have nothing they do need and everything they don’t.”
“May a child be named after you soon.” (When Ivanka Trump was expecting her youngest child during the 2015 campaign, I frequently expressed the wish that she would be able to name the baby for her father. Alas, she was not.)
“God should bless him with three people: one should grab him, the second should stab him and the third should hide him.”
Yiddish curses tend to fall into two categories: “I hope you fucking die” and “Live long and be miserable.”
im 👏🏻 going 👏🏻 insane
