Call me Biscuit

Non-binary, canonly bi | 21 | He/She/me/wombo pronouns | Favs: Hotline Miami 1 and 2, Spider-Man PS4, Dishonored | Message me for my switch and playstation things

[cloevr]

[someone123457806]

I wish ceramics was a required course for school so we would have more creations like this

[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

[rainyydoves]

[pathetic-gamer]

sent this post to my spouse

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[cartoonscientist]

I mean, I do like spiders

what?

[3ueueb47473hd82j]

[i-like-girls-69]

Me when I fucking get you

[oneeyedsolidsnake]

send his ass to gongaga

[thecryptkeeper]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[moshroom]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[cottoncandylesbo]

the excitable hog

[the-hope-gnome]

[pangur-and-grim]

kneading with all four paws

[pangur-and-grim]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[dunkstein]

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

[dunkstein]

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

[theotheristhedoctor]

That was a near-religious experience 

[outburstsoftheordinary]

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

[thirdwizard-who]

@identifying-cars-in-posts?

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1994-1996 Ford Aspire

[polyphonetic]

(formerly)

[adamtheredbeard]

I’m partial to the “Can a Snowplow Split a Car in Two” one. The answer was “No”, so they naturally ramped it up. Which led to this

A rocket powered, sharpened steel wedge slicing a car (with its engine!) in two, right down the middle

[the-most-adorkable-smile]

@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s this one?

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1988-1989 Honda Civic

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

(formerly)

[slormp]

Last year I taped sus jerma with glow in the dark eyes and teeth into the chicken coop to keep the raccoons away. He’s all sunbleached and moldy now.

Paint still works tho

[slormp]

I cannot stress how much this thing just became part of the environment. I was going through my phone deleting a ton of chicken videos I didn’t need and noticed this in the background.

I was so enamored with the baby chicks I didn’t consider the ever looming guardian.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I'm very taken with this metal vocalist that has a parrot who wants to participate

original by reebz_uk

[mikkeneko]

[maladaptations]

Wow didn’t know screamo was back

[ruinedchildhood]

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post