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Karla | 20 | she/her | bi | dude i really don’t know what am i doing with my life

[tiktokstowatch]

[tim-ee-sis]

Working in retail be like

[shift-shaping]

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE VIDEO I WAS LOOKING FOR

[fandom-man]

[wastrelwoods]

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

[brawltogethernow]

They missed. 😔

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[twinkhole-destroyer]

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

[casuallyodd]

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[sacred-portal]

[weirdplutoprince]

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

[saltingthecookingwine]

For added context, people who don’t remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.

It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

[weirdplutoprince]

[weirdplutoprince]

post office scary

[drulalovescas]

Fellas is it gay to hallucinate your missing boyfriend the way your brother hallucinated his dead girlfriend????

they're the same picture

[dogpuppy]

[vryfmi]

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

[id: screenshot of broken tumblr queue footer ui with one reorder button, 5 delete buttons, one edit, and one unreadable button where post button should be./end id]

[skygenders]

Good news everyone you don’t have to have kids

[politijohn]

Source

This should never have been a thing

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch