Veni Vidi Vici

What's a gender?Y'all I'm tired, dye my hair bright colors, and love mythology what's new

[comingoutofthecauldron]

i love that missing one post on here makes this entire website incomprehensible. my friend never saw the og blorbo post and didn't understand the blorbo meme for like a month. i didn't see the ps5 guy tiktok and had no fucking clue what was going on for a week. if you happened to miss the post about the star wars slug you're probably curled up in a ball sobbing right now

[love-lays-bleeding]

Buddy I haven't seen an og meme post on this hellsite in 4 years, at this point I just let the current of incomprehensible fads carry me along.

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome]

#my experience on this site is entirely#oh we're doing this now#ok sure

this is the way

[aro-rambles]

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

[maladi0401]

Duck in a Top Hat Thursday, y’all!

[martinkhall]

Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.

[aro-rambles]

OH DONT YOU DARE

[utopians]

veil's been thin these past few days. anyone else notice that the veil's been thin these past few days

[that-twink-over-there]

[planet-9guy]

“HONESTLY you spend a few millennia eating children’s dreams and living in a swamp and SUDDENLY you’re a hag.”

GOD forbid women do anything 😤

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[distantvoices]

I can handle people blazing their nudes but I draw the line at Christian preachers

[saint-vore]

why shouldn't the christian preachers be able to blaze their nudes?

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

i think God said something about it or something

[saint-vore]

ohhh ok, i didn't realise they had camera phones back when god wrote that

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

yah she's like omniscient or some shit

[saint-vore]

like she lays eggs?

[digitalhunk]

70s himbo icon: fred jones 🔎🌼

[sandandglass]

[daddythedragon]

The great part was this was Lisa reacting to a standardized test saying she’d be best as a homemaker. Once the system told her no matter what she did, she’d be nothing more than a wife and mother, she decided the system could shove it.

Miss me with the idea that the Simpsons was never a good, insightful show.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

InstaPot says bad omens for dinner :(

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I decided to override the omens. Stew is fine :)

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Okay the chickpeas were a little cronchy but the sweet potatoes were fully cooked. I guess the InstaPot gods will only let you have one or the other to keep you from getting hubris

[fiddlefordhadronmcgucket]

Over the Garden Wall played me so hard when the main characters weren’t 1600′s ass pilgrim children

[the-halfling-prince]

Dude when I was watching the show for the first time (around September 2020) and then in the second episode Wirt walks into that one house in Pottsfield and says “I was looking for a phone” I was just sitting there like “…pardon?” And I’m spending the entire rest of the time trying to figure out what mismatched weird time period it was supposed to be set in.

[agnesmontague]

you know what i think really slaps? the fact that every generation of teens online have grown up with personality quizzes. when i was a teen we had quizilla. before the rise of buzzfeed they were ubiquitous in magazines and a bunch of sites had flash personality quizzes that played like games. now we have uquiz. entire chunks of the internet might be getting phased out someday but on god we have our right to find out which fruit best represents our personality

[lonery-w]

My experience with youtube ads lately

[antimasculist]

i hate vagueposting but not because i think its like wrong or anything its because i want to know every detail of whatever ur gossiping about

[demonprincex]

its fast fashion to YOU. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration.

[kafiguas]

[guooey]

[memewhore]