Jen 🌻

bruh

[probable-autist]

[bold-baddie]

[smalllfieldmouse]

i love listening to doja cat even though her music isn't really relatable to me because i have no money and im too scared to fuck and my ass is fucked up on one side from the car accident and ill never be famous but when i listen to her songs i feel like im there with her

[comfymoth]

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

[comfymoth]

“man i just woke up where are all these notifs coming fro—“

[thatweirdnoise]

[sushi1056]

deactivated

So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url

[ivys-garden]

The Forbidden Knowledge

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

[marshmallow-dust]

they were erased

they knew too much

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[kocalls]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[diosapate]

she marxed down the stairs leninistly

[814sun]

lando, as it often happens btw, was the best at tyres management for the miami gp, with franco and kimi! original tweet

that meme keeps being right and accurate

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies