:P

💕✨Fish✨💕

[thunderbottle]

they should let me design tshirts

[thunderbottle]

i really struck a chord here didnt i

[bimbo-on-standby]

you lift up my skirt andd instead of panties or my pussy its just the flight deck of the concorde

[virtualgirladvance]

im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*

[virtualgirladvance]

uhoh

[hearts01]

i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11

[zsam-the-xkelepunz]

Pussy so good i accidentally did 9/11

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[kuttithevangu]

Have they considered attaching the president to a long pole and using his large floppy suit and limp body to mop up the algae from the reflecting pool

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[grindingpixels]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[animentality]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[animentality]

[upgradetiger]

[eigenblogging]

can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[bishnamedfish]

I hate whoever decided that run on sentences are a bad thing. If i have a lot to say and I decide every detail in that sentence is needed who's the bitch telling me that I have to chop it up in awkward little mini sentences. Stupid dumb.

[bishnamedfish]

i need a rainy day so fucking bad