My Personal Paradise

Woman,cis bi, 26 😢,multi-fandom,niche memes and my current hyperfixation .

[everythingfox]

why are seals so relatable

[demilypyro]

[everythingfox]

Best boy

[catchymemes]

[graham-folger]

this is the face of someone who learned yesterday that magic isn’t real and stayed up one night teaching himself every slight of hand trick in the book

[officegoth-deactivated20210102]

[thecottoncandydemon-deactivated]

“Babe are going to bed? How did you get under there???”

“Mreh!” >:(

“Oh, I’m sorry! G’night!”

[ampervadasz]

[whatmarvellousthings]

@thatlittleegyptologist

@rudjedet

[dduane]

The barrier

to where you want to go

will help you if you let it

[everythingfox]

Good morning

(via)

[bumbleboa]

People who don't let their cats sleep on their beds might never experience the feeling of your cat headbutting their way into being the little spoon and then proceeding to purr so loudly, you have to raise the volume of the video you've been watching on your phone.

I've been chosen. Favored by the Gods. Happiness is stored in the little ball of fur doing his best impression of an old lawnmower in my arms.

[yilinglaozu]

Love between Fairy and Devil — Episode 9

[kladivonacarodejnice]

they should invent someone who’d fall madly in love with me

[everythingfox]

Name that pastry

[ardentlytess]

userdramasevent 01: favorite —  a favorite character from a favorite drama  ↳ wei wuxian from the untamed ( x )

[sugurugetos]

IVE / Red Carpet MMA 2022

[everythingfox]

Not sure what this is but I love him

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[yibo-wang]

lan wangji secretly likes it though

[ruanbaijie]

LOVE BETWEEN FAIRY AND DEVIL 1.30

note: both dfqc and xlh say 我不服 (wǒ bù fú). there isn’t really a direct translation for this, and it can be interpreted as “won’t accept it”, “challenge it”, “won’t back down”, “refuse to obey”. I translated it here as “refuse to accept it” to capture the emotions of not just “not accepting” the hand that fate had dealt them, but also the defiance, anger, and desperation towards fate which later led them to do what they each did