Legilimens

☉Virgo • ☾Gemini •⇡Pisces

[killtheteendream]

The only good thing about watching an awful movie from the 2000s is that it’ll always have an indie rock needle drop in the credits by a band you’d exclusively hear in a Hollister changing room 

[depsidase]

[anxietyproblem]

[sacred-portal]

[akashicrecord]

Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[anxietyproblem]

[gumy-shark]

all fanfiction is nsfw. bc when i read it on the clock i get in trouble

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[escuerzoresucitado]

[striders]

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

[feelingsoftheday]

Im not a good texter u gotta come to my house and lay on my bed and talk to me

[vexwerewolf]

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

[spiralstaircased]

if you're in your 20s just remember that you're in your 20s and being in your 20s is like being anywhere between 20-29

[sylvan-veil]

[kosmogrl]

the ultimate winter experience

[anxietyproblem]