naruto & svsss fan (derogatory)

everytime i post i add one more mental illness | they/them | im 18+

[bitcheshelp]

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[bytedykes]

[ID: Scum Villain doodle. Shen Qingqiu walks with a flat expression, while Luo Binghe lays face down on the floor clutching at the hems of his robes. /end ID]

[crystallisedsoul]

From the Naruto Poker card set

[gorebonk]

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

[subsequentibis]

not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won't anybody think about the narrative!!!!!

[thebloodredraven]

Disrespectful moments in Naruto I think about a Lot™

that first lee vs sasuke fight. humbled isn't even the word to describe that.

gai calling kisame a puffer fish to his face, in all seriousness and sincerity

14 year old itachi catching legendary sannin orochimaru in a genjutsu and toying with him. actually, any time Itachi opens his mouth.

that one man groping a 12 year old Sakura and her roundhouse kicking him in the face (deserved)

deidara and sasori arguing about their philosophies surrounding art while using gaara's corpse as a sofa

hidan picking out what instruments konan, kakuzu, and itachi played because he thought they were an emo rock band

hashirama: I'll deal with you later

naruto punching sasuke square in the mouth so hard that he quadruple flipped in the air

literally any time itachi interacts with sasuke after the massacre wtf why was he so MEAN

killer bee too focused on coming up with lyrics to fight but still somehow winning against team hebi

Please feel free to add on

[thebloodredraven]

remember when sasuke got his shit rocked by haku bad enough that he was in fetal position on the ground and it turned out haku basically only gave him shallow cuts instead of severe wounds? yeah. i'd be embarrassed too

sasori being a grown ass man getting beat up by a teenage girl with unresolved rage and his grandmother

neji's death. neji's life. neji's predetermined everything.

kisame getting his ass beat because he moved a quarter of an inch after gai said "didn't I just tell you not to move"

every interaction a character has with deidara. someone hold that boy and tell him he's special.

that torture scene with itachi and kakashi, especially after knowing their history together.

Jiraiya telling a very very young Konan to seek him out when she turns 18. gag.

Literally any man in that show getting turned on by Naruto's sexy jutsu when he was like 11

Kakuzu dying bc of Naruto's plot armor. Give me a fucking break.

Shikamaru: I am your god

sasuke graduating from his brother's How to Be an Absolute Cunt to Everyone and Still Be Hot 101 course after he absorbed orochimaru

[fageleh]

I adore the weird things people do with/for their cats, where it's clearly something the cat is demanding, but there is no clear way for the cat to have communicated that so you're just like ????????

[fageleh]

for sure these are things that arose organically and simply became more intricate over time, but from the outside it's always like

cat: *normal meow*

human: hang on, she wants me to kickstart her rube goldberg machine

[dailysasukes]

sasuke day 504

[swordtit]

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

[tsuyanouchi]

Itachi Uchiha [Naruto] by TsuyaNoUchi

https://tsuyanouchi.etsy.com

[andysaas]

[red-garden]

Okay even better, Huan Hua doses Shen Yuan with a truth potion for the trial but the truth potion forces the victim to tell the actual objective truths of the universe, no matter what the personally believe to be true. They ask him who perpetrated Shen Qingqiu’s various crimes, and every time Shen Yuan just points to Shang Qinghua as the perpetrator.

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[casgirl]

It’s a pity itachi is so terminally bitchless because otherwise he’d love being divorced.

[kittykatninja321]

he would love being in a loveless arranged political marriage that inevitably leads to divorce

[bitcheshelp]

ugh writing in Itachi's or Sasuke's pov is so annoying because im trying to figure out a realistic characterization for characters that almost never speak the truth!!!!! all uchiha men do is be gay do crime and lie for fun

[st-hedge]

*looking at a ship* they’d look good killing each other

[red-garden]

Shen Yuan would do the millennial hand clap but instead of actually clapping he just unfurls his fan really loudly

“YOU🪭CANNOT🪭EAT🪭THAT🪭PLANT🪭WITHOUT🪭EXPLODING🪭🪭🪭”