microgeek

on the slow crawl to thirty. they/them.

[papookwrites]

Fanfic reader's prayer: may my favorite author's hyperfixation on this fandom last longer than mine 🙏

[aragarna]

Fanfic writer's prayer: may my hyperfixation last long enough for me to write all the fics in my head.

[psi-spectacular]

"I hate (insert media here) because of the fando-"

[toastyyrye]

First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

[ineffablepretzel]

First time smut reader: I'd better read this as a guest so it's not in my history. I'm never telling anyone about this. Oh my god, how do people dare to comment, I could never.

Seasoned smut reader:

[fishwithtitz]

Oops it me

[bebx]

[ladyananas]

so im hearing @astolat is god??? what's your 10 commendments my liege

[astolat]

You shall seek out and enjoy art (which fanfic is) that gives you pleasure

You shall not feel guilty for spending time on art

You shall comment when you can with joy

You shall share the art you find that makes you happy

You shall not envy the size of your neighbor's fandom or pairing

You shall support your fellow fans in making art that makes them happy even if it is not to your own taste

You shall make art of your own to your own taste

You shall love your art however imperfect because it is yours

You shall share your art in whatever way you can with joy

You shall not covet your neighbor's hits or comments or kudos

My best stab! lol

[arahir]

use comic sans to write

i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.

last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” i said and “die” but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could protect you all from this but it’s real. 

something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. i’ve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.

if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.

[arahir]

it’s true

[wolfsan11]

Knowing comic sans was made for helping with dyslexia while simultaneously knowing this was a shitpost all along

[c6jpg]

In Teyvat, those who come from beyond, with the power to reshape the fate of the world, are known as Descenders. But you are not worthy of that name. Since it is I who have opened the border for you, you are nothing but a trespasser.

[signsenough]

Moon's reflection in water

[akaanmo]

i think i just witnessed a miracle

[fractiousrvt]

There is always hope

[newguineatribalart]

Maori Bone Hei Tiki New Zealand

[storyweavingspider]

I’m blessing you with restful sleep and a slightly lucky day for tomorrow. You don’t have to do anything for it, you just got lucky seeing this :)

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[calyxestra]

[calyxestra]

@boonasaurusrex​ Now that you mention it, I have questions about the way Geralt carries his swords in Witcher 3

Edit: Corresponding armorer comic here!

[marshmallow-dust]

reblog to tell prev its gonna be okay

[what-even-is-thiss]

Having some decorations you like in your bedroom will improve your general mental health btw. Won’t cure you but it’ll make a big difference.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Living in a blank box isn’t good for your monkey brain. Staple a leaf to the wall or something. Or an anime girl poster idk what you like

[psychicpinenut]

recommending the x files to people is like yeah this is one of the most influential pieces of television created, it's the best and also one of the worst things you'll ever see. are there aliens? you'll never know. are mulder and scully lovers? worse. what do bees have to do with this? everything.

[psychicpinenut]

this is frying me