Hakuna Matata

[coffee/caffeine addict] [little bit of a shopaholic] [in love with my dog & lizards]

[itscolossal]

Underwater Footage Captures a Blanket Octopus Revealing Her Billowing Iridescent Membrane

[snyggvur]

Yas queen

[that-twink-over-there]

Now that’s a reveal. Rupaul is QUAKING

[funny-tik-toks]

[hedonisticallystoic]

Torches make you look like a racist... Beautiful

[gothfirefaerie]

@pangur-and-grim

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[everythingfox]

Does anyone know what happened?

[byrneing]

[thequantumqueer]

guys i found the best one

[antinb-deactivated20181027]

[7sghost]

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

[pissvortex]

someones entire work uniform like the hat shirt and pants is just thrown on the ground in this parking lot

[pissvortex]

they QUIT quit

[gun-flame]

bro this isn't funny he despawned please delete this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

[pigeonaday]

[toxictiktoks]

[macaronicowgurl]

[galmiahthepigeon]

shocked and betrayed.

[venusknife-deactivated20230323]

straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

[scrumptiousangst]

So the bar he goes to has only guys in it? That doesn’t sound very straight

[ultradracula]

I too love creating fake people

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sandandglass]

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

Annndddd there it is.

[idlnmclean]

Parents are not qualified for the vast majority of educational tasks.

[thetrontron]

[iggyatta]

OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…

[i-like-pigeons]

[sorrynotsorrybi]

I can’t stop laughing because…

like I don’t know how you can get more obvious than tweeting “I’m sure I’m bisexual,” but clearly The Sun isn’t convinced

[sorrynotsorrybi]

tbt to the time a bi woman explicitly said she was sure she was bisexual and “journalists” were like

[nudityandnerdery]

I mean, it’s a thing…

[bespangeled]

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so fucking pathetic!

[melonmemes]