Ramblings of a Broke College Student

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[feedsfairy]

“Don’t @ me”

[vnn0-deactivated20170912]

[rootbeercandyeyes]

Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)

[corsolanite]

[animatedtext]

i just trademarked “Bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my ass” with the US Patent & Trade Office

this will be my legacy

[danielkanhai]

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

[sheriffsunshine]

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

[disneyismyescape]

Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)!

[kurtofskyforlife]

Shrek came out in 2001

[redrainyumbrella]

Good for him.

[archibaldmotley]

[eighthdoctor]

[picture is of two lines of text with a large white space between them. the first line says “It is said that analysing pleasure, or beauty, destroys it.” the second line says “That is the intention of this article.” end ID]

[popculturebrain]

Leading Men Age, Leading Women Don’t | Vulture

There are more charts if you click through.

[cynique-deactivated20150809]

I’m so glad this info graphic is going around, because so many people don’t realize how ageism and misogyny play hand in hand and how the sexualization of young girls play into this.

[beekeep]

when iCarly said “so wake up the members of my nation” she was referring to the proletariat gaining class consciousness, when she said “it’s your time to be, there’s no chance unless you take one” she was calling on us to break free from our chains and rise up

[irlpinkiepie]

iComrade

[trashythingsgohere]

Trashy but also positive

[big-ass-magnet]

Chaotic good white trash

[space-vace]

god these headlines

[maxknightley]

Washington Post.

[petr1kov]

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

[buckyonthelam]

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

[lionlass7]

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

[stephrc79]

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

[lizziekeiper]

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

[goodinthestacks]

get him

[breelandwalker]

SLAAAAAY

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M HOLLERING!

[officecyborg]

*sets entire english language on fire*

[christophoronomicon]

Thereby showing that the phenomenon that gave use gems like “PIN number” and “ATM machine” (also known as the self-demonstrating RAS syndrome, i.e. “redundant acronym syndrome syndrome”) is actually age-old :).

[minacoladas]

This is fantastic

[confirmance]

You: later gator

Me, an intellectual: the future holds a large reptile

[miiriya]

[publicschoolstories]

In 7th grade our teacher made us submit an essay into a competition sponsored by a drug-free campaign. The essay basically had to be about how drugs are bad and our pledge to never do drugs. My friend won first place out of the entire district and the reward was a check for $40 to be used towards college. The check was written so that it couldn’t be redeemed until 2017 (the year we graduated) and my friend just now cashed it. She then proceeded to buy 7 grams of weed with her drug-free essay prize money.

[m1uw]

now that is big dick energy

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

Arnold Schwarzenegger just gave a brutal response to Trump’s latest attack on California

19 attorneys general from blue states have already sworn that they will sue the government if the Trump administration goes through with this repeal, meaning that this battle is far from over.