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Stephen King legiterally looks like Cindy Lou Who’s dad

[xanderrific]

le….legiterally?

[destructoray]

You mock him because you know he’s right

[thundergrace]

He realiterally does wow

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[ankle-beez]

is sonic boom even real

[notdannyphantom]

[iwantcupcakes]

The Mermaid (2016).

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

what the hell

[unclebeanbag]

I need to watch this now. 

[megapuddi64]

it’s a hilarious film

[struggletoast]

[sushinfood]

you found him and he is proud of you

[coconabe]

Unmute please!

[parakavka]

[triplesixmafia]

[lesbiantwinpeaks]

[tvpixels]

[mmilhouse]

its here

[xalev]

VOID CAT HAS ENTERED YOUR ESTABLISHMENT

[videodromefag]

*neko atsume intensifies*

[momoiroinkremade]

Void cat rips open a whole between time and space

[flecksofpoppy]

The best part of this site is that literally everything turns into fanart.

[fantasticfelicityfox]

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

[fuck-yeah-classic-monsters]

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

[mllemusketeer]

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

@mortalityplays

[protom-lad]

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.

A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin. 

[bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva]

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

the armadillos I get, but I still don’t understand the solitary bee

why did it have a coffin?

did Dracula just love his pet be that much?

[wahbegan]

It’s not a bee it’s a Jerusalem Cricket, included for basically the same reason as the armadillo

[roguetelemetry]

excellent pre-halloween content

[protom-lad]

While that is a cool and good clarification, my question stands

Why did Dracula have a single solitary cricket with his own tiny-built coffin.

[hellwolf99]

Because he could.

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

this is honest to fucking christ the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life and its cut off because im wholly convinced that viewing the entirety of this image will kill the people that view it instantly. i will pay real money to have someone hit me in the head so hard that this memory of encountering this abomination of an ink creation disappears permanently from my own temporal lobe, badfellow tattoos turn on your location because i want to engage in an old fashioned duel to the death

[nilvoid]

ha ha hey it’s pickle rick!!

[himbofever]

I made the mistake of looking at it and now I want to die. Here it is if anyone wants to see it! https://imgur.com/a/PoagR#PTU679Q

[mori-sempai]

[paladyke-deactivated20181212]

Hm… I hate this

[xx-daggerfemme-xx]

[daviturbo]

I just thought this person just really hated how played out the pickle rick thing is but I looked at the tattoo and it’s way worse

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[dogposts]

This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.

[mahboi]

“Please tell me that is your nose” - Eugene H. Krabs, Spongebob Squarepants, Season 3, Episode 47a - As Seen On TV

[mahboi]

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

[mahboi]

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

[mahboi]

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

[mahboi]

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.