~ Mystery~

Andy|She/They| Late 20’s 🌻 I've gotta believe this stuff makes me endearing otherwise I’m fucked 🌻

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[wintergardenscribe]

the writers of Bringing Up Baby were really like "so there's this *flips coin* absent-minded paleontologist who is *draws a straw* obsessed with a specific dinosaur bone and who *spins a wheel* meets a crazy heiress who *rolls dice* is trying to transport a leopard to New England but then he ends up *throws dart* posing as a Brazilian hunter who's having a nervous breakdown and *picks a card from a hat* gets thrown in jail for tampering with a circus truck"

[alivehouse]

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

[alivehouse]

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[sonbunny]

is grapefruit the only ableist fruit out there or are there more

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[the-punforgiven]

Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time

[the-punforgiven]

Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[clair3v0yant]

The Watermelon Woman (1996) directed by Cheryl Dunye

[classicfilmblr]

Well, look around for yourself. You can see what kind of business we’re doing. The Shop Around the Corner (1940) dir. Ernst Lubitsch

[notswush]

They're building a tunnels under the city so more people can get lost and scared. I don't like it but 🤷‍♀️

[leahgardner-art]

Elderflower tea and orange blossom honey 🍯 🌼

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[ozempicofficial]

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[thoodleoo]

dont cry. roman ring depicting two mice sharing a snack together, ok?

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s