Kipperlilly Apologist

kieran - 33 - they/he - my interests change frequently. current fixations: smosh & midnight burger. Art History Major.

[buggyhuman]

Let them eat ass!

[smoshcentral]

SMOSH: Don't Even Let Me Get Me Started (A History)

Slip N Slide Kickball (2016) Get 7th IRL (2025) Smartypants 3x04 The Power of Words (2026)

[zestoflemon]

karina appreciation post bc im gonna miss her on drawfee soo much

[tofusilken]

[ID: illustration of Rosé and Karina standing together and making a little heart with their hands. Floating above them are little doodles of characters including Jacob Horse, Schmidt and Nando, Sonny, Sonic reading a newspaper, and Pissboy. There are colorful little doodles and sparkles around them.]

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

[slackeremeritus]

[Image description: a Tumblr post and reblog with comment. Underscores indicate italics.]

detectivehole everyone here hates when their posts blow up yet no one fucking hesitates to reblog already popular posts. no one shows that kindness and it's wonderful. a mutual understanding that op dug their own grave by being a top notch clown and that's _their_ problem, not yours

kittycargo All hail our new clown

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[egregore-engine]

poster I have up in my living room. I live by that.

[apartasme]

Image transcript:

the WHY CHEAP ART? manifesto

PEOPLE have been THINKING too long that ART is a PRIVILEGE of the MUSEUMS & the RICH. ART IS NOT BUSINESS ! It does not belog to banks & fancy investors ART IS FOOD . You cant EAT it BUT if FEEDS you. ART has to be CHEAP & available to EVERYBODY . It needs to be EVERYWHERE because it is the INSIDE of the WORLD. ART SOOTHES PAIN ! Art wakes up sleepers ! ART FIGHTS AGAINST WAR & STUPIDITY ! ART SINGS HALLELUJA ! ART IS FOR KITCHENS ! ART IS LIKE GOOD BREAD! Art is like green trees! Art is like white clouds in blue sky ! ART IS CHEAP ! HURRAH! Bread & Puppet Glover, Vermont, 1984

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[runawaymarbles]

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!

[runawaymarbles]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from armory-rasa reading: And if you rate it anything less than five stars they're like "Do you need us to kill the clerk who checked you out? Your satisfaction is our top priority. Just so the word and he's a dead man. :)" /End ID]

[the-quasar-hero]

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

[austenacious]

The Other Bennet Sister ~ Text Posts [19/?] Tom Hayward Chronological Edition

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions

[mixelation]

remember like an actual decade ago, there was a post giving advice for what to do if The Heterosexuals asked for your celebrity crush, and the advice was to just say "chris" and let them guess which chris and then just agree

and as your local ace i understand why such advice is appealing because i have been 13 and feeling a rising panic that i would answer "wrong" and bad things would happen. however as an adult i now understand that most people asking this are just asking you a question on par with asking what movies/music/whatever you like. they're not testing you, and if you give a fake answer, you're going to end up fielding follow-up questions or being sent memes or whatever, because they're trying to engage with your answers. just say a celebrity that you actually like (regardless of if you find them attractive or have a "crush"), or if you don't have one, say you don't pay attention to celebrities

anyway, i went out to drinks with people i didn't know that well, got asked that question, and said i wanted to study robert pattinson like a bug. now i get sent weird photos of him

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

[wotzka]

I don't mean to dismiss the fact that the world feels like shit, but this is also an incredibly human experience. There was always a Before. Decades ago, there were people who remembered what cloth felt like before plastic and polyester, and before that there were people who remembered what food tasted like before it was processed at huge warehouses and factories, and before that there were people who remembered what the night sky looked like when there was no electricity. Centuries ago, people complained about how much better the air smelled before factories existed, even miles and miles away.

Even when the world around you doesn't change in a way that is strange and scary, you might. It's why that final line in Gatsby hits so hard.

[stibnitewires]

Of course you remember, how could you forget?

[irishyuri]

homecoming

[lydiahosek]

But also, in a way, Orpheus was still seeing the world as it could be (Is this a trick or a trap? Would Eurydice really choose to stay with him?) instead of the way that it is (Hades really would’ve kept his word and Eurydice really was going to follow him to the end). Just in time for the world to actually get a little better, his experiences leave him unable to believe it and his imaginative capacity now manifests as doubt instead of hope.

[tetrameryxx]

Fursonas are too hard to decide; it's time for radish plantsona.

[playdoughpal]

[image description: Art of a person made of a radish. The bulb is the head, with the white root serving as a long nose. The radish person has a tail and a tuft of hair made out of leaves. They wear jeans and an orange jacket. End ID]

[pmamtraveller]

By Daniel Arthur

[rubysapphrald]

my favorite thing about welcome to night vale is how FAST it goes from “funny-cool” to “fucking creepy”. best example i can think of is in the episode ‘homecoming’ at this part

like the sudden jarring “wait what” is always omnipresent i love that so much

[beartrust42]

[Image Description: a transcription of Welcome to Night Vale reading:

“Earl: We were very close friends.

Cecil: We were, Earl. What happened after high school? completely lost track of you.

Earl: Well, I turned 19, and then [chuckles] I was 19 for a long time. I don’t even know how long. I was 19 for longer than I care to admit, and then one day, I was suddenly a grownup. I had a kid, and a house, and a job.

Cecil: Some of us mature early, some of us mature late. It sounds like you had plenty of youth left to live after high school, and you just…came to adulthood later.

Earl: Cecil, I meant that literally. I was literally 19 for…oh, I think it was decades. Maybe a century, or more? I don’t know exactly how long.

Cecil, we graduated the same year, right?

Cecil: Yeah, of course we did! I remember our graduation party. We drank an entire case of warm orange milk, and told dirty jokes about the moon, until we were frightened off by the sunrise.

Earl: What year was that? Cecil? What year did we graduate?

[Prolonged silence]

You don’t remember, do you, Cecil?” End ID]