gnawing on it

maxine. adult. it \ she \ doll $girlblood

[bite-risk]

hi im maxine. it / she / doll. adult. lesbian.

tgirl emo boy cat bunny doll.

generally nsfw

<3 @squirrelgirljessica <3

$girlblood (im broke lol)

biting biting biting biting biting biting! ^_^

[crazysodomite]

flies towards you loudly and stings you painfully many times for no reason

[crazysodomite]

i dont even want to do this

[orthoscheme]

this is pretty funny because the ui of here very obviously implies there should be a third option due to having an entire seperate pullup menu, and theres a very obvious one to be here of 'accounts you follow' but. its not. for. no fucking reason, lol.

[lepidtreasures]

I guess man.

[achillesinhighheels]

[prideprejudce]

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

[prideprejudce]

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

[sterna-hirundo]

If you are a person who would walk into a blazing inferno for your animal, and your pet has free movement around the house, here’s a training exercise that could help save you both:

1) Set off your smoke alarm or play the sound on your phone (if your home has no smoke alarms, pease get some!)

2) stand BY THE FRONT DOOR to hand out treats

Do this a couple times and then keep it up NO EXCEPTIONS. Accidentally set the alarm off cooking? Treats by the door. Smoke alarm sound on TV? Treats by the door. Changing your smoke alarm batteries twice a year like you’re supposed to? Give them a test run and your pets get treats by the door.

Most dogs and cats will clue in VERY quickly that hearing that specific sound means go to the front door and wait for treats.

If there’s an emergency and even if you leave by another way, you will still know the most likely place your pet(s) is and can direct first responders to help.

You can also do this for any other kind of emergency alarm. My friend had both her cats trained to go to the front door for a tsunami siren.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

I'm coming to realize how vital it is to keep a running list of shit you did in the past few weeks so that you can participate in small talk. It's literally not anything to do with them being interesting at all it's just having Something to say to give people even the barest thing to hold on to. It's so you don't get into the "what have you been up to" "nothing much what about you" "yeah same" trap. Literally just say something.

What have you been up to? Um well it's getting warmer so I've been having to brush my cat every day.

Like no it's not that interesting of a thing to say. But now they can respond to it. They could say, man yeah it really is heating up, I've been trying to think of things to do inside more often. Or, oh you have a cat? What's their name?

Like. It's Something. All you need is Something. And if you're like me and your brain immediately goes blank upon entering small talk then keeping a list will help you remember things to say.

[yay-bunnies-zone]

give me carrots and my yummy

[yay-bunnies-zone]

bunny treats in fluffy tummy

[brjat-manek-far]

everybunny wants to rule the world

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[bite-risk]

its like. trying to not be stuck like this and be more functional does tend to feel like running straight into a brick wall every single time. or like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. that mental grinding feeling like trying to force yourself to do something or make a decision with bad executive function

[baedlingbf]

"mature for your age" to braindamaged age-dysphoric foreverkid pipeline

[queer-as-city-folk]

5 minutes of research on what American troops did in Vietnam will make you understand why people called them baby killers

[queer-as-city-folk]

[3000s]

straight women will try to reassure you about their homophobic boyfriends the same way dog owners are always going "oh he's friendly" with their visibly agitated dog

[sundeity-ren]

Hi, mutual aid request for a Black trans woman. She needs her past due phone bill paid so it doesn't get cut off, as she needs it for communication with potential jobs, and also family and housing office. Pic for traction.

cash.me/dragumox3

venmo.com/sundeity-ren

PayPal.me/dragumox3

#mutualaid #blackwoman #transwoman #transfeminism #phone

[filmphotofranz]

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]