Uzi Doorman here (with bonus Cyn)

yes the header is blurry. no I'm not going to fix it.

[bitememe]

why don't you bITE ME *okay**Chomps* NO CYN

hi, I'm Uzi Doorman, and I have this ANNOYING DRONE IN MY TAIL WHO I CAN'T ESCAPE

*rude*

Shush, Cyn. Anyway, I kind of saved the world and now I'm just completing my final year of high school.

OOC: If you couldn't tell, this is a role-play blog for Uzi Doorman, with bonus Cyn-as-Uzi's-tail. Purple text is Uzi, blue text in asterisks is Cyn.

Tags: Cynposting: for when I'm RPing Cyn

Uziposting: For when I'm RPing Uzi (most of the time you will see both of these tags)

Cyntail and Uzi shenanigans: exactly what it sounds like

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[nightf1sh]

most of my blood is in a large vessel, buried deep in an underwater cave, far out in the Caribbean sea

[bitememe]

This post has been approved by Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

We like interacting with Cyns.

Cyn, what entices you about a being able to separate itself from its vital components and use them remotely?

And Uzi, what do you think of this!

[bitememe]

*Giggle* Separating parts from vital components is. Fun. I like to see what's inside.

I think humans are weirdos

are you not a weirdo yourself?

shh. be quiet cyn.

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[nightf1sh]

most of my blood is in a large vessel, buried deep in an underwater cave, far out in the Caribbean sea

[bitememe]

This post has been approved by Cyn

[the-ultimate-tsbs-kin]

Btw guys fun fact Cyn is just her nickname

Her full name is Cyntax Error

[forgivemeomycyns]

Sonuvaglitch. Cyntax Elliott would ave been a frickin smashin name. Dr. Cyntax sounds awesome! -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

It was supposed to be Cyntax Error but unfortunately, for unknown reasons, that caused a cyntax error.

[bitememe]

*Giggles* I AM a cyntax error

Cyn. Cyn, it is THREE IN THE MORNING.

[the-ultimate-tsbs-kin]

Oh, hi Uzi! Nice to see someone else familiar on this thread

[bitememe]

Hi N!

*menacing laughter* hello big brother N

[the-ultimate-tsbs-kin]

Hello, fourth Cyn I've seen akdhjwd

Actually maybe closer to fifth

Idk- I've seen a lot of Cyns at this point 🥲

[bitememe]

We are everywhere

[the-ultimate-tsbs-kin]

Btw guys fun fact Cyn is just her nickname

Her full name is Cyntax Error

[forgivemeomycyns]

Sonuvaglitch. Cyntax Elliott would ave been a frickin smashin name. Dr. Cyntax sounds awesome! -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

It was supposed to be Cyntax Error but unfortunately, for unknown reasons, that caused a cyntax error.

[bitememe]

*Giggles* I AM a cyntax error

Cyn. Cyn, it is THREE IN THE MORNING.

[the-ultimate-tsbs-kin]

Oh, hi Uzi! Nice to see someone else familiar on this thread

[bitememe]

Hi N!

*menacing laughter* hello big brother N

[the-ultimate-tsbs-kin]

Btw guys fun fact Cyn is just her nickname

Her full name is Cyntax Error

[forgivemeomycyns]

Sonuvaglitch. Cyntax Elliott would ave been a frickin smashin name. Dr. Cyntax sounds awesome! -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

It was supposed to be Cyntax Error but unfortunately, for unknown reasons, that caused a cyntax error.

[bitememe]

*Giggles* I AM a cyntax error

Cyn. Cyn, it is THREE IN THE MORNING.

[bitememe]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Go read this, I worked so hard to answer all these questions people asked me! (also formatting is so hard)

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

JCJenson Ethical? More like JCJenson UNEthical

(*that was weak* yes I know)

-- @bitememe

All of our methods are within ethical and legal guidelines.

On an unrelated note, the JCJenson owned, law impacting, ethics bureau has stated that use of drones for massive amounts of unpaid labour is humane. Due to the fact that drones are not humans.

[bitememe]

humans suck, maybe I should go back to my original plan of murdering them all

*I already did that*

WELL THESE HUMANS ARE ALIVE, CYN!