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Coming to post here for a second because Jesus at least on this platform minors didn't lie about their age to me. I feel so uncomfortable and I want to scream.

hexmaniacmareen

alright but why use alpha and omega or nobles and peasants when you can just

do straight up classes

“YOU’RE NOT DATING A ROGUE! THIS IS A FAMILY OF TANKS AND HEALERS ONLY!”

“I’m sorry ma’am but it seems your baby is a… hunter”

“how could this happen i did everything right”

“are you sure your husband isnt…. dual classing behind your back?”

*sobbing*

“YOU’RE A WIZARD YOU CAN’T DATE A BARBARIAN THATS JUST UNNATURAL! THINK ABOUT YOUR STAT DISTRIBUTION!”

hexmaniacmareen

“look you’re my friend and i cant just sit around and see you mingle with a… subclass”

“the holy codex says clerics and paladins not clerics and necromancers, jeffrey.”

“he’s a third edition druid his buffs last for like 10 minute cindy, its not worth it”

teddydoesaflip

@biteytorpedo

redcabooze-moved-deactivated202

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

vampiredick

teddydoesaflip

@biteytorpedo you

I was talking to my friend who's ace today because the person I like is ace. I was telling him how I don't really see myself on the spectrum but like ...sex isn't that big of a deal for me? As long as we can be intimate in other ways I'm fine.

Idk does that even put me on the ace spectrum at all? Because I've kinda grown to where I don't care much about sex or???

Idk I know a big part of my high sex drive was my unchecked bipolar disorder, and also I think some deep trans shit too. But like now I'm fine with just getting off on my own? Idk it's weird to describe.

Okokok this is the one place I can truly scream into the void to without people I know really seeing anything other than maybe my two best friends.

I'm like really liking this person I started talking to but I'm also low-key really worried about getting hurt again? If things go well with them I'm worried something shitty will happen like with my ex and make me question everything about the person and the relationship.

MY TRAUMA IS SO BAD NOW. I'm trying super hard to not get in my head but with everything going on lately it's super heckin hard not to.

oysters-aint-for-me

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

vandervonodds

go-big-or-go-homo

My grindr profile is just a link to this video

gey4pey

Me in my sleep

#is this fucking meatball omg

animatedtext

tastefullyoffensive

(via cottoncandaddy)

taylorzrealm

LMFAO THE LAST PART

disasterbisexual-moved

chaotic dorks

the-british-pineapple

I love how they are both as ridiculous as each

teddydoesaflip

@biteytorpedo us if we worked together.

Oh boy here I go yelling into the void again!

I recently moved from the mine train to work for test track at disney. At first I was really worried about moving locations.

But now that I'm here I love it so much. Like I actually have co-workers that I'm making plans to hang out with? I already feel a lot closer to these people than I did with my coworkers at the mine. I kinda feel bad about that, because yeah I guess I could have made more of an effort too. But I really like the people here, hell I'm already part of a group chat and we're making plans to go to hhn sometime during the season.

Maybe it's because this is my full-time location so I can feel more at home? Idk. There's honestly only one person from the mine train that I actually hang out with, I'm making plans with other people sometimes but not really.

IDK IM JUST REALLY HAPPY AT TEST TRACK AND I WANTED TO PUT IT INTO THE UNIVERSE WITHOUT MY MINE PEOPLE SEEING IT.