[dankmemeuniversity]

[cherrybomdotcom-deactivated2021]

If you didn’t grow up ugly, poor or emo I don’t trust you

[tyramisu]

[enriquemzn262]

Those are the horniest fucking statues I’ve ever seen.

So far.

[hellowearerats]

[thunderheadfred]

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post

[delta-hexagon]

posting on twitter feels like throwing something you worked on for hours, days, weeks into a river, hoping it'll get swept out to sea for many people to experience, only for it to immediately crash into some rocks and explode. its gone now. if no one sees it in the 0.00003 seconds it exists on their timelines, no one ever will

posting on tumblr is like carefully placing your work in the middle of a dark abandoned factory, and slowly a bunch of weird little goblins manifest from the shadows and touch your work all over with their little raccoon hands and share it with each other. sometimes they find your thing again many years later and excitedly share it again

the weird goblins are much more enjoyable

[virgo-dicks-deactivated20241026]

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

[helianthus-hellion]

[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

[doggosource]

blep

[doggosource]

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

[vivalski]

Don’t spoil your girlfriend 🍃

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ewaneneollav]

dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

[bakwaaas]

this is how men speak to women

[191195-deactivated20240210]

no literally literally literally

[mamoru]

happy birthday to the nintendo wii, which revolutionized physical therapy. the wii turned boring torturous rooms filled with weights and mats to places where people could actually have fun while getting stronger. the popularity in healthcare environments is largely why just dance 2020 was released on wii. that is right, on november 5, 2019, the final game for the nintendo wii was released.

now, healthcare facilities are filled with active video games, and patients are having so much more fun with them than they ever could through traditional means. there are countless people who quite literally owe the nintendo wii their life.

[dear-ao3]

[badkidgorgug]

winner

[aroswig]

Coming out of retirement to share what my school put up today