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[yurukyarayakusu]

[depsidase]

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[dogposts]

[malwaredykes]

fallout new vegas

[malwaredykes]

folks did you know about that one

[fallout-lou-begas]

never heard of it

[malwaredykes]

umm ok. swap the third l in your url to n and the second o to e and the second u to w and the b to v.

what u name now...

[fallout-lou-begas]

i'm illiterate sorry

[malwaredykes]

thats not what it says when you swap those letters.

[fallout-lou-begas]

heh...did you really think that wuold work on me...?

*teleports behind you* now i'll show you what true illiteracy really is....

[malwaredykes]

what in the goddamn...

*turns around*

[fallout-lou-begas]

N-NO... . ... IMPOSSIBLE.... AAAa a a uu ghhhke...

[malwaredykes]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[returnsandreturns]

i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

[thegoodqueertheywarnyouabout]

im sorry, but is her age “it’s rude to ask a lady her age”?

[returnsandreturns]

yes. also her weight.

[fishbizkit]

this is a million percent how you dungeons AND dragons

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[godshideouscreation]

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[vortexanomaly]

[thegaymertrainer]

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

via @mylordshesacactus

[doubleca5t]

Mexico has found like 20 different ways to serve tortillas with cheese, crema, salsa, beans and meat and every single one of them slaps silly

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[marisatomay]

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

[lotad]

this post fails to show the original tweet that this was in reply to, which is not as jarring but certainly should be included: