bitter scribe of the redwood forest

hal / 26 / they previously @halfire

[bitterscribe]

Missionary being Eaten by a Jaguar, by artist Noé León in 1967

hey. you can call me hal. 26yo, they/them. queer queer queer. previously @halfire, i've been on this goddamned site since 2012.

other blogs include:

🌾 @forestcomputer - aesthetic

📜 @yiffology - reference/saved posts

🍒 @heatsuppressants - nsft (18+ only)

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever gambled money in a casino? not online, on the physical casino floor

Have you ever gambled money in a casino? not online, on the physical casino floor

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

[badmiiversepost]

“cigarets are like hamsters: they are fine, until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire. True”

[64mpg]

i haven’t been real for a few days thinking about becoming real again soon though

[rob-by]

The pathologization of anger needs to be talked about. What do you mean my therapist is telling me that there’s something “chemically wrong” with me because I am still angry about my mom DYING OF COVID.

of course I’m still angry? My mom and 1.3 million other Americans are dead and you want me to shoot sunshine out of my ass about it?

[rob-by]

“But It’s been 3 years since she died, you have complex grief” yeah and she was on a ventilator for 11 days and she kept writing “I am scared” and “I don’t want to die” on a notepad over and over again. While you were still going out unmasked and unvaccinated and coughing all over each other, I was living a nightmare I couldn’t fucking wake up from. And every single day I’m reminded of it in the form of “haha wasn’t the pandemic such a wacky time haha” and “I’m not getting a booster you can’t make me 🤪 (nobody asked)” and “it’s not real they made the numbers up!!!”

“You’re not coping” Ok here’s the deal; I’ll stop feeling this anger when we have a national memorial (we don’t) or a cdc equipped to stop it from happening again (we don’t) or a population that takes a deadly disease seriously BEFORE it effects them personally (WE DON’T!)

until then, I’m pretty sure my anger is A COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMAN REACTION given the facts at hand

[lichposting]

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[lichposting]

[greelin]

if i am saying “drive safe” to you it is not a wish or command btw. i am casting a spell. Get fucking cushioned and shielded and protected idiot

[samazine]

I LOVE YOU TRANS PEOPLE!!!

[djospurnell]

[mark-gently]

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

[minart-was-taken]

I wonder what Rocky's search history looks like on his thinking machine

[big-girls-forever]

‘engineering projects’

‘engineering disaster’

‘Engineering failure’

‘engineering failure explained’

‘engineering failure explained audio’

‘engineering failure explained audio full explanation with puppet show’

‘engineering failure explained audio full explanation with *visual presentation*’

‘well there’s your problem podcast’

‘how to speed up video’

‘project hail mary schematics’

‘what is Hail Mary’

‘what is football’

‘Communism’

‘what is Christian’

‘what is Christianity’

‘can high g-force cause CTE?’

‘CTE signs’

‘history of trains’

‘Islam’

‘Is Mary Magdalene and Mary same person?’

‘Judaism’

‘biggest train’

‘coolest trains ever’

‘nuclear power’

‘which religions can alien join’

‘nuclear power how does it work’

‘nuclear reactor detailed diagram safe’

‘safest nuclear reactor designs minimum radiation’

‘nuclear meltdown’

‘criticality incident’

‘Nuclear bomb’

‘how many nuclear weapons on Earth’

‘how to stop being afraid of nuclear war’

‘mutually assured destruction’

‘Hiroshima bombing why?’

‘Hiroshima still city’

‘radiation sickness signs’

‘how to improve radiation sickness outcomes’

‘Radiotherapy improves outcomes’

‘Radiation treatment not in humans’

‘chemotherapy’

‘radiation shielding best’

‘solid xenon’

‘solid xenon papers’

‘solid argon’

‘why no solid xenon’

‘woman’

‘man and woman’

‘female male difference’

‘sexual dimorphism’

‘sex hormone’

‘transgender’

‘trans man’

‘trans woman’

‘lgbt’

‘lgbt why’

‘Homophobia why’

‘transphobia’

‘How to tell if friend is gay’

‘how to ask if friend is gay’

‘period’

‘period not punctuation’

‘menustration’

‘puberty’

‘pregnancy’

‘pregnancy hurt women why’

‘human head evolution’

‘whale song compilation’

‘human sleeping pattern’

‘dream’

‘Nightmare’

‘Why do dreams happen’

‘tastiest foods how to’

‘artificial protein synthesis’

‘protein folding’

‘NileRed cooking compilation all’

‘is human head limb’

‘How to win argument with friend’

‘famous philosopher says head is limb’

‘famous scientist proves head is actually fifth limb’

‘head fifth limb spiritual belief’

‘head is arm mouth is hand proof’

‘showing off my fifth limb: the head YouTube’

[jewishbarbies]

so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.

[jewishbarbies]

Owner of Viking ship used in The Odyssey says studio has not paid bill for damage

Swedish nonprofit alleges cost to repair replica was $6,000 but Universal – which made $264m on film’s opening weekend – has not stumped up

Concerns about prop disposal as filming on new Nolan film comes to a close | www.italianinsider.it

looking for a news outlet to pick up the archeologist drama over this but you can google the practical effects used for the cyclops and find the pictures pretty easily

[jewishbarbies]

Nolan’s "The Odyssey" Has a Colonialism Problem

Despite Morocco’s hopes that its film industry would reap rewards, the blockbuster’s success will be tainted by controversy surrounding film

and it gets even worse

[curiositysavesthecat]

If you could restart your life from age 15 with all the knowledge you possessed now, so that you COULD go back and fix all your regrets/mistakes, would you do it?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

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[chilewithcarnage]

when the treat you treated yourself to is mid

[fallingtowers]

making myself laugh again by imagining a spoiled british child who goes into a screaming tantrum because his boarding school won't serve him a meal he calls "Ample Portions" but he refuses to provide any details on what Ample Portions is or how it's made