Wow, Mr. Shitty

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[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

guy who clutches his chest and says "GOOD LORD" in sincere terror when it turns out the blueberry sale ended and they're full price again

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[Podfic] All Better

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/julgeq0

by sweaters_in_the_summer

Jack is having a terrible day. If only there was someone to cheer him up…

Words: 24, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Eric “Bitty” Bittle, Jack Zimmermann

Relationships: Eric “Bitty” Bittle/Jack Zimmermann

Additional Tags: zimbits - Freeform, Domestic Fluff, Mild Hurt/Comfort, supportive bitty, sweet jack, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/julgeq0

[liquidlightning]

Shitty: Jack, as captain, tell the frogs about the birds and the bees.

Jack, to the frogs: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

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[Podfic] You

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/D9Qi6sg

by mistbornhero

Eric has always been very careful not to touch Jack…until now.

Podfic of You by DizzyRedhead.

Words: 30, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 9 of we’re no strangers to pods

Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Eric Bittle, Jack Zimmermann

Relationships: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Pining, Tumblr Prompt, Aside from the soulmate thing, Kissing, Mostly Canon Compliant, Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/D9Qi6sg

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

Y'all know about Dex using 2-in-1.

Allow me to present Chowder simply using the body wash for everything.

[bittysbowtie]

Nursery when he finds out:

[carcasstohounds]

bittys uncle buys him a “women want me, fish fear me” hat for christmas and he sits there like :| because his uncle may not know he’s gay but he knows damn well he’s bad at fishing

[omgcheckplease]

Completed! And another illustration for the Year Two print set. Check out the other prints and artists under the omgcp #kickstarter tag! 

[picklejaaar]

not a day goes by when I don’t think about Jack becoming a figure skater and Bitty never quitting figure skating and them doing those couples routines where they look at each other like they put the stars in the sky and the whole world can see they’re clearly so deeply and irrevocably in love with each other it hurts. NOT ONE DAY

[petzel]

it’s cause he did it in the bath.

[adambirkholtz]

mcu this dccu that what about the most important cinematic universe the cpcu (check please cinematic universe)

[bittysbowtie]

[omgcheckplease]

BOUQUETS

Jack: Well I wasn’t going to get just one

Jack: So I thought three was a good number

Jack: Then I saw that they had this deal, buy one get one on every bouquet so that ended up being 6

Jack: Then if you got 7, the cost per bouquet went down so much.

Jack: Thought I round it up to 10 since that’s a nice even number. Also some of the boys might need some.

Jack: Then I remembered your number was 15 so that was just 5 away.

Jack: Sorry

[notallthosewhowander]

their fourth grade kid comes back from school one evening and tells them they’re supposed to write down a family recipe and bring it to class to make a book. bitty is vibrating out of his skin, but kiddo turns towards jack and asks, “papa, what do you put in your morning smoothie?”

[notallthosewhowander]

first ever instance of eric “i’m not my parents” bittle making this face

[misseffie]

I really like fictional couples that actually enjoy spending time with each other. It seems like such a simple, mundane thing. But, often, I see fictional couples who are completely enamored and dramatic and willing to die for each other, which is fine. But like… do they enjoy hanging out? Do they have private jokes and would they be friends even if they weren’t in love? It feels like such a basic thing, but it’s something that I actually don’t see that often. And it feels so refreshing and honest compared to these over-dramatic romeo and juliet-esque romances. Just two people who become good friends and because they enjoy each other’s presence so much it grows into a strong attraction. It feels more real and tangible than two attractive people meeting and “falling in love at first sight” - like, of course, you fell in love at first sight! You’re both supermodels! Sorry, can’t relate.

[bittysbowtie]

[watermelonmountaindew]

Lardo insists on taking care of wedding invitations exclusively so she can send this to everyone from SMH instead of the actual invite she designed

[n00dl3gal]

I don’t know if I have any check please mutuals left but!!! If you are out there!!! When jack speaks French to bitty and it’s all romantic and bitty doesn’t know!!! I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!!

[chekplease]

ngozis twitter is incredible

[porcupine-girl]

Snuggley boi fucking confirmed

[porcupine-girl]

Y’know, I was just looking at this post of mine and I realized - Jack is climbing into the back of the bed. Bitty is curling up to let Jack past just so that Jack can sleep back there.

Jack could sleep on the outside edge, where if he needs a little extra space he can let an arm or a leg dangle over the side. But no! He specifically wants to be snuggled up between Bitty and the wall! And this is clearly normal, since Bitty is moving to let him past without either of them commenting on it. This is how they sleep.

*ahem* As I said,

SNUG. GLE. Y. BOI.

[foryouandbits]

They have sides of the bed and they ain’t switching because there’s a wall in the way

[doggernaut]

Sides of bed (and snuggling) confirmed.