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oh my FUCKING GOD. I know that we all have atrocious attention spans these days, but PLEASE watch the entire thing. The punchline had me hyperventilating.

bitchesgetriches

Our producer, Ducky, shared this with us recently. It is truly the cinematic masterpiece of the century.

#hilarious

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Pride & Prejudice dir. Joe Wright | 2005

#mr darcy #aaaaahhhhh #gifset #pride and prejudice

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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) — dr. Joe Wright

#mr darcy #smiling!!??#gifset #pride and prejudice

karuselii

Arya stark and Sansa Stark!

#pretty #asoiaf art #sansa stark #arya stark

shortace

I feel like politicians' insults about each other have really gone down hill. These days it's all "moron" and "loser", so childish. Think what you will of Paul Keating, but he gave us such gems as "he's a shiver waiting for a spine", "debating him is like being flogged with warm lettuce", "he's like a lizard on a rock: alive but looking dead", "he's all tip and no iceberg".

Where's the creativity these days?!

silly-little-diary

Some of my favourite Paul Keating insults for your enjoyment:

You boxhead, you wouldn't know. You are flat out counting past ten

I suppose that the Honourable Gentleman's hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness

He's wound up like a thousand-day clock! One half more turn and there'll be springs and sprockets all over the building. Mr Speaker, give him a valium

Oh, look, it's just Howard being Howard, isn't it, you know? The little desiccated coconut's under pressure and he's attacking anything he can get his hands on

The Opposition could not manage a tart shop

For John Howard to get to any high moral ground he would have to first climb out of the volcanic hole he's dug for himself over the last decade

And my personal favourite:

If there was a university degree for greed, you cunts would all get first-class honours