Justice

Portland, OR. 💗🌙🐶

[thealphapigeon]

My coworker just completely killed me by casually throwing "you can lead a horse to water but if you drown it you have to walk back" into the conversation

[animalwoonz]

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

[alaimo]

Is that…… them

[toastbutteregg]

[apollos-boyfriend]

tumblr users: hey we don't want twitter users migrating here :/

tumblr: don't worry i got you *fuckign crashes*

[apollos-boyfriend]

[seabassapologist]

In light of today’s bird app news, I’m glad we can be an inspiration to those less fortunate than us. Godspeed

[herbgerblin]

i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this

id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id

[herbgerblin]

id: tags that read, “make her tpose.” end id.

On it boss

id: image of the same icon, now with the ghoul t-posing. end id.

[herbgerblin]

Id: tag that reads “let’s get this to 69k before Halloween people.” End id

LET ME LIVE

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Me and who

[elvhenfaer]

REALLY IMPORTANT PSA

THE 52 HERTZ WHALE HAS A FRIEND.

HE IS NOT THE LONELIEST WHALE IN THE WORLD.

MARINE SCIENTISTS HEARD TWO 52 HERTZ CALLS WITHIN TEN MINUTES OF ONE ANOTHER OFF THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA.

I REPEAT: HE HAS A FRIEND. SOMEONE CALLED BACK.

[plantanarchy]

out of interest I just looked up transit directions in Google maps from my parents house to my house and it told me to drive 20 minutes to a park to ride bus station, wait 6 hours, get on several different busses, then get off and order a Lyft

[plantanarchy]

This isn't a joke it literally told me to do that

[plantanarchy]

Same route but driving

[trainedchimpanzee]

This is what American urban planning looks like

[mothndust]

[forestfullofberries]

[unstablecryptid]

It's almost that time of year fellas

[bj0918]

Since I’ve told almost every other social media, might as well tell tumblr.

Im going to be a MOTHER!!

[as-seenon-tv]

wake up babe, new tumblr icon just dropped and it actually FUCKS

[ncoley]

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

[nietp]

I went to a bookshop and I got dizzy at the amount of books on stuff like “astrological feminism” “reclaiming womanhood through numerology” and all that shit…… One was called “cosmic fanny” or for my french speakers out there, “foufoune cosmique”. I think the fight against patriarchy is going really well

[tepot]

“But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?”

Ursula K Le Guin, from What Women Know

[beardedmrbean]

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me