oh fuck yum

TJ | he/him | 30 | SoCal What’s good my dudes

[hungwy]

there are so many funny posts in this world i want them all on my blog like stamps in a passport. look atthe funny things ive seen. its awesome

[flamingothing]

the universe sends its most ocd-riddled and/or psychosis prone soldiers the most amount of "harmless" coincidences

[straycatj]

ちゃいろネズミつれてかれた…

ちくしょーですよ…

She takes my brown mouse... It's just goddamn

[segamascott]

[ifacethewinditsoundslikegod]

you are only alowed in my room if u love me

[theonion]

In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” adaptation. “The first line of my translation is ‘Tell me about a kooky Minion,’ but the Minions in director Pierre Coffin’s film—who has said in at least one interview he was directly inspired by my work—aren’t kooky at all,” said the University of Pennsylvania classic scholar, who published a popular and highly praised translation of the 2,700-year-old Minions And Monsters poem in 2017.

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[screenshotsofdespair]

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

canadian guy who’s only played bioshock, metro 2033, fallout 4, doom 2016, nier automata, dishonored, machinegames wolfenstein, dark souls, and prey 2017 upon seeing any other video game for the first time:

[egirlbutternubs]

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game

[daciancatamite]

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

[angelhive]

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

[bgm05]

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

[dragongirlsweetie]

do NOT let people enjoy things. hold the line

[rnismatch]

[despazito]

[3000s]

what the hell did i do

[3000s]

home goods blocked me

[3000s]

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

[micromontage]

I'm like if a

Who cares. Let's run away. I don't care anymore