take it easy

Should've been a paleontologist

[thetomska]

[sailorbrazil]

accept her

[sloppystyle]

[datarep]

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

[daggers-drawn]

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

[xxziggystardust]

[robertdeniro]

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

[twitterlols]

[jamiekingismyspiritanimal-deact]

[meanplastic]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH lmfaooo

[richist-deactivated20150511]

Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

[refinery29]

This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

[beggars-opera]

“I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey” is now my favorite sentence to use in the future

[tactical-necromancy]

“please sir” and “i will buy you expo markers” killed me

[amandagenine-deactivated2019062]

Thanksgiving turkey and the casual love you bye killed me dead

[aiadreamloss-deactivated2016020]

[lmaonade]

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

[laughingsquid]

A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk

[jumpingjacktrash]

fucking superb you funky little felon

[memesandlaughs]

[leodani89]

[depsidase]

[chekhov]

[thrashher]

[stepfordgoth]