70% shenanigans 30% feels

Dawn | they/them | QUEER | 29 | Israeli My url used to be s3shs3s and then bl1nd-g1ng3r and then cupc4k3-g1rl. cosplay blog about me Feburary 16th - Aquarius

[charlesoberonn]

Worldbuilder: I can't use this town name again, it'd be confusing for the reader.

Real life people: This is a great spot for another Springfield.

[charlesoberonn]

Local Guide: You be seein' Dragonnest up ahead now.

Adventurer: Your home, right? I don't see any dragons here.

Local Guide: No, me lad, I'm from a diff'rent Dragonnest a hunda' miles down the valley. This Dragonnest here be named after my Dragonnest.

Adventurer: And does your Dragonnest have dragons?

Local Guide: Nay, we got no dragons. My Dragonnest be named after da Dragonnest in de old country.

Adventurer: And that one got dragons.

Local Guide: Nah, that Dragonnest be named after da ancient Dragonnest from the sagas.

Adventurer: Surely that mythical Dragonnest had dragons.

Local Guide: Noo, that Dragonnest be named after-

Adventurer: Enough! Forget I asked.

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[mildmayfoxe]

the thing about having snacks is if you buy any snack you’d think that’d be enough. but no. if you don’t have the right kind of snack when you want a snack then you’re fucked

[becherdireinen]

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

[sodiumfreak]

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

[autismfox]

Second step is shipping them with whoever they are most likely to become codependent with.

[a-music-phoenix]

Check out this amazing video my brother has made about growing up gay in UK schools under Section 28. He spent months working on it and hand painted the whole thing with watercolours! Crazy man. I'm so proud of him.

What we now find incredibly sad is that despite how close we were (and are), little did we know we were having incredibly similar life experiences growing up and we could've confided in each other.

Also the foxes name is Charlie DeRito because he looks like a dorito. I think this is very important information.

[crimesagainstflesh]

[bisexualwario]

[zipstick]

tbblobnoern tuesday

[aperture-laboratories-official]

tbblobnoern tuesday

[asharomi]

tbblobnoern tuesday

[orangeswithsquirrelfaces]

so-called free thinkers when it’s tbblobnoern tuesday

[wheeloffortune-design]

my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update!

publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?

me: NO

publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-

me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.

publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.

me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.

(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update with picture of a pet!

This is Cosmos, my publisher's dog.

He barks at my publisher's phone notifications. So every time a book is sold, Cosmos barks.

It's been days.

I think you guys would love to know that when you buy a book, a dog barks in Vancouver, Canada.

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a story where women help women bury the body of your abusive husband.)

[n3bulas-and-satelites]

@thebibliosphere @pangur-and-grim

[thebibliosphere]

Well, that’s one book waiting for me when I get back home! Also, please tell your publisher Cosmos is the goodest dog 💖

[bl1ndg1ng3r]

can we talk about how 60% of the new atla movie is just??? falling???

I swear they just keep falling or having things fall on them.

yes yes the animation is fantastic it's very pretty, but can you stop it with the forced tension???

[blignick]

[shaneposting]

sorry didn't hear you there. just playing a little tune on my blockenspiel...

[bl1ndg1ng3r]

can we talk about how 60% of the new atla movie is just??? falling???

I swear they just keep falling or having things fall on them.

yes yes the animation is fantastic it's very pretty, but can you stop it with the forced tension???

[only4carmilla]

I barely know her, but I know she kisses women.

[cringecorp]

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

[bitchfitch]

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

Button.

Voting ended onAug 14

In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.