a never-ending thinly veiled penis infomercial

Ven is very dumb and reblogs a lot in small bursts, I have an about page if you're curious. I really hope I don't forget about this for a few years and then find it again, that seems terrifying.

[eyeslikeonyx]

fuckin savage 💀

[bruinuck]

im so confused what does this mean

[outragedbird]

GOPTeens is a joke account run by a writer for The Onion

[goatfanatic-deactivated20200402]

THAT actually makes a lot more sense, its actually even better now that i know this

[24ozsteak]

me: i need to save money

me: (gets paycheck)

me:

[starllex]

when something bad happens to someone you dont like and you have to pretend you’re sad but on the inside you’re like 

[hatake]

every scene in haikyuu becomes at least 100xs better when you replace its background w/ shoujo manga screentones

[hatake]

12.5  ♥  Happy Birthday to the prettiest setter in the series!

[hatake]

9.20  ♥  Happy Birthday, Owl Prince!

[eroscestlavie]

so glad that starbucks dropped its chirstmas decorations for the pure, minimalist red of full communism 

[daniiuxdoodles]

💖💖💖

[algrenion]

when ur delirious w sleep deprivation but u legit cant stop drawing bc ur on a roll

[mermen-in-my-teacup]

Hide and Seek is too easy when they have this giant ass tree orca

[yanderechild-archive]

2 types of friendship

or

[moechui-deactivated20160821]

backpack full of stars!! ★ ☆ ★ ☆

[syntaxarchive]

Ex emo kid grows up and becomes a piano teacher , UNMUTE

[nevergenders-moved]

Guy: Nah, man, I’m over my emo phase. Alright, the first note we’re gonna learn today is a G. It’s located right here on the keyboard. 

*beginning piano notes from Welcome To The Black Parade play*

Guy: *screaming* WHEN I WAS

[aprileslie]

Send Me a Show

And I’ll tell you 

my favoritie male character

my favorite female character

my otp

my notp

my other ships

my least favorite character

my favorite season/episode

who i would date off the show

[hikaribakuras-deactivated201304]

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

[tea-in-the-tardis]

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

[nerdmodeactivated]

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

[thecityofpawnee]

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

[makesallthetablesturn-blog]

[butchflirt]

THAT WAS ONE TIME

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

[smarter]

wow you guys really showed them by uhhh giving them money and then writing on garbage