Give your cats cattoos

Nine hundred and thirty three

[classicdogs]

Sparko the dog from Westinghouse 1930s

[decamarks]

The uke and seme dynamic will no longer be supported by 2026. Please update your yaoi to the boke and tsukkomi dynamic before the grace period ends.

[ill-at-ease---again]

Sam orders a strawberry shake

[ryllen]

Watch 'My Daemon',

it's about a very good boy & a very good dog,

told in in very good stories.

[sharpdim]

Splatoon Alternian/Human AU

An AU where everyone is the humans at the end of humanity, it's an ongoing project I'm working on, expect angst and suffering!

Here are the synopsis of the characters:

Callie & Marie:

Pearl & Marina:

Shiver, Frye & Big Man (Mantaro):

Smollusk (Koda):

There's more settings and stories I'm working on, I'll be posting here or Bluesky as I go:D

[sharpdim]

A few things about Reincarnation

Saw a lot of people talking about reincarnation, so here's some settings about it!

tldr: The "reincarnation" occurs when the currently living marine creatures r influenced to become similar individuals to a past human, whose thoughts and memories lingered in their DNA thru the Alterna crystals

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[thecollectibles]

Art by Priya Kakati

[axel-ambassador]

Fun Fact: If you look up the definition of wasted potential, you will find 3 pictures. One of Axel, one of Nichelle, and one of them together

[tidalpooles]

No quema cuh

[bricreative]

Can’t believe he’s the only man ever

[konoko]

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[pukicho]

Everyone who has heard the term “guerrilla warfare” has also briefly imagined a war made up of gorillas - this is the one connecting thread that every single one of us on this planet share, surpassing race, virtues, culture and more. If you’re ever feeling lonely, know that at one point, all of us thought this very same thought.

[lesbiangalacticgoddess]

Hey OP, you do know that not everyone in the world is a native English speaker right?

[pukicho]

No this is news to me

Thanks for the murder thing tho, definitely a balanced, tame reaction to this made-up post that’s clearly not meant to be taken seriously.

[rainydayscore]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[omegaverse]

How do I get a demon in my house

[omegaverse]

I mean out of my house.

[ratliker1917]

Uh actually you shouldn’t rename your files in windows ever. Heard it wears out the hard drive memory or something. They don’t tell you this but every hard drive has a hard limit of how many times you can change an address in the memory [post continues for ten paragraph telling you complete, fantastic lies about how computers work. you know less about computers after reading this than you did before. you reblog it because misinformation exists to be spread]

[birlinterrupted]

i dont know why people are like ‘we need to bully people so they are more normal’ when if the internet has been anything its been a series of longitudinal studies showing that prolonged large scale bullying tends to lead people to becoming increasingly weird, paranoid, sometimes off-putting, traumatized, emotionally troubled, ethically disregulated, etc. even unethical modalities like behaviorism don’t focus exclusively or primarily on punishment. like people should literally just be honest and say they want more bullying because they like to do it and have fun hurting other people