it's always afternoon-morning-evening somewhere

zaia | he/him | adult | libra | eng/pl writer and petty dabbler of other arts

[humanparadoxproject]

[ramorty]

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[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[agir1ukn0w]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

[texnessa]

How dare anyone over look:

[dollsahoy]

Where it started

[laughterkey]

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

[icarus-suraki]

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:

[gallusrostromegalus]

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

[cellarspider]

Indeed, he is in an unexpectedly large amount of everything! You never know where he’ll turn up, being spindly and mesmerizing.

[radiant-sunlight-blueberry]

Everybody say thank you @actordougjones 😌💖

[i-am-a-fish]

teleports into your house for like, a single millisecond in a room that you're currently not in and then leaves

[byjove]

Johnny Cash eats strawberry cake in a bush, 1971. Part of a photo shoot. He was probably not high. Relatable.

[postapocalypticjugband]

Look at his eyes and tell me he’s not zooted on sumthin.

[byjove]

he is so sober in this photo that he inspired this piece from my scrapbook

[lesbianalicent]

[irideer]

let em keep thinking we’re dead

[cornflower-uvu]

"Young sir, please be careful—your coat has slipped down~"

[haunted-xander]

I didn't mean to make him yap so much but once I started he just kept going...

[byjove]

GUESS WHO TURNED 30 TODAY!

That’s right! The world’s oldest (documented) cat! Her name is Flossie. She was born a stray in Liverpool in late 1995.

[byjove]

since she looks a bit sad and ponderous in the photos above, here are some pictures of her with her owner a few years back:

Flossie is emanating an aura of authority, definitely boss of that household

[byjove]

People who regret not having kids tend to extend themselves to help kids in need around them, the childless lady in the neighborhood who gives out good Halloween candy, your favorite uncle who takes you to do fun stuff. People who regret having kids, on the other hand? Absolute demons to everyone around them. Lol. The common refrain of “You’re going to end up lonely in a nursing home if you don’t have kids.” is extremely wrong if you’re a good person and I would say a large percentage of visit-less elderly people in nursing homes actually had children, they just treated them like shit.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you for being weird. if you're weird I love you

[pissvortex]

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[wander-in-arda]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards

[niceinchnails]

Vlc media player wrapped

[niceinchnails]

[achillesinhighheels]

[fibromyalgicaf]

Hey if you have chronic pain, you gotta remember that the cognitive load of dealing with that is exhausting. Just that alone. Never mind what else you've got going on.

You're not lazy or being dramatic; you're overloaded.

[eggdrawsthings]

Somehow, it's only been a day since I met you And I can't forget you There's something wrong with me I'm sure [x]