The Bi King🤴🏾🤴🏿

He/Him Sometimes Sexy, Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Reminiscent, Sometimes NSFW

[segamascott]

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[lizzibennet]

i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing

[counterpunches]

#signor bene D I C K

[nehirose]

oh shit that is glorious

[wickedpissahnerd]

Oh fabulous. I was unaware of it and now I need to find out if there’s a recording I can watch.

[wickedpissahnerd]

YES! The camera work in the clip above made me wonder if it was from a professionally filmed performance and in fact there’s a Great Performances version up on archive.org:

Great Performances - Much Ado About Nothing : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

For the first time in over four decades, Great Performances presents a Public Theater production recorded live at Free Shakespeare in the Pa

ALL HAIL ARCHIVE.ORG

[quordleona03]

BENEDICK  If Signior Leonato be her father, she would not have his head on her shoulders for all Messina, as like him as she is. BEATRICE  I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior BeneDICK, nobody marks you. BENEDICK  What, my dear Lady Disdain! Are you yet living? BEATRICE  Is it possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick? Courtesy itself must convert to disdain if you come in her presence.

BENEDICK  Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted; and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart, for truly I love none. BEATRICE  A dear happiness to women. They would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood I am of your humor for that. I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me. BENEDICK  God keep your Ladyship still in that mind, so some gentleman or other shall ’scape a predestinate scratched face. BEATRICE  Scratching could not make it worse an ’twere such a face as yours were. Act 1, Scene 1

[dduane]

Always reblog. :)

[izayoi-sakuya]

Why I love Kiva’s rider kick:

Kivat saying “Wake up!”

The whistle.

The violin going hard in the bg.

The leggy.

His leg gets bat wings.

It turns night time for some fucking reason.

He hangs upside down like a bat before going in for the kill.

He goes the extra mile to leave his symbol on the garage door.

Kamen Rider Kiva is way too extra and I love it.

[slantedsped]

“Break the Chain”.

Kamen Rider Kiva’s Opening Theme.

Performed by Tourbillon.

[bestieboomdrive]

Kamen Rider Kiva: Taiga embraces his authority as King, sentencing his enemies… to death!

[the-weeperrrrrrr]

Mutual hangout idea we all take an autism test and tell each other the % in the tags

[sedlex]

Okay, but these two are together, right? Or it's just mega chemistry they're able to show?

[sedlex]

I don't know anything about points and stuff but they looked way better than anybody else

[sedlex]

The commentators were so in love lol

Does she have beef with the judges? That looked very much like a "in yo face" moment

[sedlex]

Me, the casual viewer knowing nothing: "ah, yes, a triple axel, like in Pokemon"

[sedlex]

Crying screaming throwing up

[sedlex]

That looked perfect and still got just second place (also in the whole team event)

[sedlex]

Okay figure skating, what are we showing off tonight?

Oooh, fun stuff

[sedlex]

Ricky Martin medley!

[sedlex]

They got a common theme, guess what is it?

[sedlex]

Competing for the UK, they had an easy choice