do androids dream of dick?

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

SAUCE AND PROTEIN, VEG AND RICE

FEELS SO FILLING, TASTES SO NICE

VEG AND PROTEIN, RICE AND SAUCE

HELP BRING BACK WHAT ONCE WAS LOST

[animusbell]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

[glavilio]

so thank you to hungryroot for sponsoring this video as we deep dive into the obscure origin of a peasent-dish-turned-fast-food phenomenon and make the original honey busterd pickled sea fuck meal. this time on tasting history

[beesmygod]

Ghost don’t masturbate

what are you, a scientist. the hell do you know

[mothyr]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[caesarsaladinn]

I recite this to myself every time I refrain from making a stupid purchase

[everyteenager4free1]

[crawfishcomic]

Mappa Mundi

[kemono-friend]

[amygdalae]

uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries

[anxeious]

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[newgodpho]

[terriblewarden]

[ghxsttowns]

Doing some research on a couple of specimens