23 reasons to love me

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[mytvjunk]

Cassie advised Rue to take baby steps towards sobriety and got her business aired out in return.

Rue hit her with the:

[elleefanning]

Zendaya attends the red carpet of the movie “Dune” during the 78th Venice International Film Festival (September 03, 2021)

[this0pulence]

GAG. This is so good.

[thateagleguy]

[tlirsgender]

Wearing a mask slaps actually. My face is Not Exposed and I don't have to perform facial expressions for neurotypicals as much

[oldladyatthefarmersmarket]

I mouthed "bitch" at a rude old woman and she'll never know

[tehnakki]

i'm constantly staring at people doing dumb shit and silently cackling at them and with my sunglasses on you have no idea that I am looking at you. It'S FANTASTIC.

[followthebluebell]

Roomba literally just sitting in a tub of water while Pepe holds down her towel.

[barin-mclegg]

You... called a cat Roomba?????

[followthebluebell]

Yeah my boss forgot that I'm banned from naming cats. Roomba is blind and beeps a lot so she just kinda moves along until she hits a wall. She also grooms any cat she bumps into.

[cosplayparental]

Op why are you banned from naming cats? Cuz naming that sweet little baby Roomba is fucking accurate af and hella cute

[followthebluebell]

I have been banned SEVERAL times.

1.  i named a cat Potato.

i don’t see a reason to explain why i named him that.

2. i named my three-footed kitten Yardstick

3. i named this kitten Kickstand.  His leg was permanently stuck in that position, like a bike’s kickstand.  i mean, it was until it got amputated.

4. I named a kitten with many toes Terry Toetopolis.  also featuring Kickstand again.

5. i called a kitten ‘bastard’ so many times that it was the only one he’d respond to.  in my defense, he was 100% bastard.

6. a coworker and i had a game going to see how many kittens and cats we could name after harry potter characters before we were caught. (7.  the answer is 7.  ‘Hedwig’ is the name that got us caught)

i think that’s it, but i might be forgetting a few incidences. 

[lespoopypodle]

Good story op

[sacred-portal]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

Me trying to find a way into the circle

[debbie-sketch]

Starting Soon twitch screen commission °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[labella-instagram]

amore.w

[veryfunnymemes]

[angelic-red]

i love this.

[thedailybrey-deactivated2025091]

Lmfaooooo

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Wholesome

[ethiopienne]

it's not you it's my anxiety

[labella-instagram]

amore.w

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[doctorproctorr]

Can’t take that chance

[auntymurda]

Shit I used to roll my eyes at posts like this but I ain’t takin no chances now lol

[publicignorance]

stay blessed lol

[everythingfox]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

My man stops and looks like “Oh, she filming me.”

[broderickhunterworld]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[marzipanandminutiae]

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

[cl0udyd4z3]

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

[portraitofemmy]

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

[nevver]

[sowhatifiliveinkyushu]

Residents view the first iceberg of the season as it passes the South Shore, near Ferryland Newfoundland, Canada by Jody Martin

[antique-scarecrow]

it…did not occur to me that icebergs just…pass by people’s houses

[curliestofcrowns]

Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor

[parentheticalaside]

I would like everyone to know that vulture vomit is very stinky. It smells of rotting flesh and they use it to drive away predators

[delilahmidnight]

Direct action

[wbicepuppy]

hey, at least have a picture of the American vultures doing this, not eurasian/african vultures, they are very different creatures!

[kyriolex]

Apparently vultures are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, so there is nothing ICE can do about this except politely try to shoo the birds away.

[cosmicutie]

Best news all year

[bax16]

Even Texas hates ICE

[fuckyeahtx]

#by which I mean the very land itself #our home and holy land