[peysk]

If you've ever disagreed or disliked something I've posted on here understand that it's your duty to change yourself in such a way that that doesn't happen again

[dragongirlsweetie]

ok i am curious. how long is the longest song in your library (not counting tracks that are like several songs in one file like a full album mix or symphony recording or whatever) (also if it is longer than 20 minutes say the name in the tags i am curious)

how long

< 3:00

3:00–3:59

4:00–4:59

5:00–5:59

6:00–6:59

7:00–7:59

8:00–11:59

12:00–15:59

16:00–20:59

21:00–24:59

25:00–30:00

≥ 30:00

Voting ended onJun 1

[dragongirlsweetie]

ok i would like to clarify it has to be music and it can't just be a short song that's been looped a bunch. that still counts as several songs in one file, it's just several of the same song in one file. no audiobooks no podcasts no plants vs zombies theme 2 hour loop

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

somethjng like this is another example of the thing I was talking about re: looksmaxxing a while ago where it seems like really the main reason people are going "this is CRAZY" is that it's not a woman doing it. a thing you wear under your shirt that changes what your body looks like is socially obligatory for women in many environments.

[pyupa]

i like how cutely insulting this is

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[louisegluckpdf]

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

[beingharsh]

*trying to pressure a cis boy to transition* you could just be a masculine woman

[videolottery]

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow

[bgm05]

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

[dreadwedge]

the defiant snitch: I’ll never talk. You can’t make me

the creative threatener: I’m gonna draw tiny lines and bumps all over you

the erudite henchman: greeble his ass boss

[prokopetz]

Puzzle platformer that plays the whole "the robot needs to have boobs because they contain [insert vital system here]" trope 100% straight and allows you to modify the player character's capabilities by equipping various sorts of boobs. You have separate left and right boob slots, and some of the possible combos are hugely busted.

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[3liza]

i actually really really hate two-factor authentication because i have been in several situations where i physically lost my phone and email access and was unable to log into the accounts i needed specifically to find or replace them and was essentially just Fucked until some act of god occurred to rescue me. i dont have alternative solutions im just saying this is a real and serious issue

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

mathematics is a sort of goo/ooze secreted by human minds when they rub against a universe

[jurisffiction]

"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji

[gaysie]

ive been repeating this in my head since i read it and i fear its not getting better