Welcome xo

This blog is an acccumulation of just shite

[lesbianshepard]

Reddit is incredible

[toastbutteregg]

[ostardust]

touch

[heartbeatemoji]

there's literally never time to do anything. like you do something and finish it and then it's time to do another thing. how do we live like this

[heartbeatemoji]

[brattylikestoeat]

Mute this. The music is annoying.

Follow @brattylikestoeat for more.

[evas-apartment]

[beatlesweatles]

Penis Music Saturday

[marky-g20]

[rooftop-bingo]

dont you dare mute this magic

[badjokesbyjeff]

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”

The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”

[ceoofghosts]

Look Jeff you gotta change the username

[no-chill-at-all]

[issablogyall]

[babyjumpingspider]

[dutchmemes]

[flowerinaflame]

[allergy-sufferer-emo-wandererr]

warrior cats cow AU

[theindestructiblelittlemy]

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[awed-frog]

the lotr casting director is an all-knowing goddess

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

some of u didnt have tumblr before the porn ban where u would literally just randomly be scrolling through your dash and happen upon a series of aggressive gay porn gifs because one of ur mutuals happened to be horny that night and it shows

[hotdogsngiggles]

i miss it. 

there was a sense of random danger that I loved

[chnqin]

The Untamed (2019)

[omghotmemes]

fear me

[evaunit-69]

[sarahconnorjr]

[highlandvalley]

[kingthekj]

Great way to start a friendship

[kingcaroline]

Trio