Anois is Arís

Jack of all fandoms, master of none. Probably procrastinating. She/Her✨

[depsidase]

[sticky-smoothie]

I hate gamers…

[thyrell]

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

[bimbo-bear]

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

[thyrell]

this event is cancelled

[warningsine]

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[loveridden1999]

[casgirl]

Funniest supernatural weapons ranked

5. Borax to kill the leviathans

4. God Killing Murder Suicide Gun

3. That time they put a bunch of ghosts into dean in order to make him into a ghost fueled bomb to blow up Amara

2. Lucifer catching egg that got lost in the mail

1. Witch killing bullets

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[tanukipost]

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

[queercodex]

the lottery by shirley jackson

[tanukipost]

hold on i have to read something real quick

[tanukipost]

dude

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fruday night lets go wild lets go crazy and lose our minds so we don't even know who we are anymore

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[damazcuz]

I admittedly get really 🥹🥹🥹 whenever I see mama animals and baby animals (due to my issues and problems) but there's something so charming and awesome about mama animals that are just kind of bad at handling baby animals. Like what the hell girl.

[damazcuz]

*And to be clear I specifically mean that To Me as a clueless human with little animal knowledge, mama animal appears to have just shown up on the job today and is figuring out baby animal as she goes. Maybe she's doing a good job and I just can't tell.

...let's get dangled by our tail by mama... this post was an excuse to upload this photo, I'm just so enamored.

(Source, 04non_non on Twitter)

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[sleepymccoy]

touch grass bingo!

text and an extended explanation and some relevant links below the cut

The idea of this is you can brag online for clout for doing simple little nice things. So, post pics as you complete it and link back to this post!

And please save the pic and fill yours out by crossing off squares as you go, but

Or some might feel dox-y (maybe the clouds are real specific today and will reveal where you live) so you can describe it (or lie, but do it legit for you).

Have fun!

find a flower (preferably go looking for one you don't know about now, but any flower works)

listen to birds (outside your window if you want, or go looking)

text an irl friend (anything you want)

make a zine (simple is good!) instruction link

read a book (if you don't own one, try the library. or read something else. like a manual or a bill, i dunno)

put hands in dirt (pot plant is fine, or go outside)

make food (fried egg counts, toast counts, or make something fancy)

go to bed on time (you define "on time")

photo of an animal (your pet, a bird outside, a bug, whatever)

take a silly photo (very up for interpretation)

listen to local radio (if you don't know them, google! there's a lot that stream online now)

do some stretches (follow your vibes, don't hurt yourself)

touch grass (literally)

identify clouds (i mean whatever's outside rn, so if it's clear today do this tomorrow!) there are better websites than this but it works

go for a walk (or however you ambulate, for as long or short as you like)

wash your hands for the full 30 seconds (here's a guide for how to if you haven't refreshed lately)

name three good things (very up to interpretation)

open a window (unless that's like dangerous for you rn)

draw a picture (pen/pencil on paper! i love drawing on my computer too but do it irl for this one)

brush your teeth for the full 2 min without looking at a screen

touch a tree (hug a tree if you're feeling it)

try a new drink (can be a supermarket run, or just make water at a specific temp or drink milk out of a bowl to mix it up)

sing a song (could learn a new song, sing along with a song, or just sing happy birthday to no one rn)

laugh til it's real (can be assisted by a show that makes you laugh if this is hard)

drink outside (thinking a usual drink, morning coffee or tea, glass of wine after dinner, but have it outside!)

[chronocrump]

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.