spookythimble

Final girl material

[blairrosee]

I can't believe im the only person who is 100% correct about how Elizabeth Sparkle's consciousness works

[blairrosee]

One of my favorite things humans do is when you pass by someone you know and they clearly don't wanna just wave at you so they make a silly face or do a silly action with their hands.

[redgifs-deactivated20211128]

[hauntedmushroom]

[priceforrottenjudgement]

Stefan: I feel like somethings controlling me!

Me:

[seshomieru]

Did I ruin Stefan’s life? Yes (multiple times even) but did he get a 5/5 game score from someone who said there’s no such thing as a perfect game?

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[bluehairedspidey]

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

[smarter]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[takineko]

Lmao

[knifefightscene]

y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th

me:

[rejected-transboy]

I love @furbyfuzz “s long furby. She’s a doll. 

[contumacious-chaos]

The Signs as It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes

Aries - *points to vase* I’m gonna smash this over their goddamn heads.

Taurus - Take care of yourself, or… whatever people say.

Gemini - The only crime that’s being committed today is the crime of ugliness, and sadly, you can’t press charges for that.

Cancer - I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.

Leo - Gentleman! Suck my dick!

Virgo - I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor!

Libra - Sir, we all have cats we’d like to be playing with right now.

Scorpio - What is your spaghetti policy here?

Sagittarius - Let’s just get blackout drunk and forget about this entire experience.

Capricorn - Begone vile man! Begone from me!

Aquarius - Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Pisces - Stupid science bitch, couldn’t even make I more smarter.

[huxnothugs]

[lukes-naughty-nephew]

[mxnrique]

“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”

[vasmemeas]

please let’s not forget

[unclefather]

Salvation Army bell ringer: *rings bell in my face* would you like to donate to the salvation arm-

me: *walking past them* I’m gay