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It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#14 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

albertothechihuahua

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC

que-pasadena

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

perlexnoire-deactivated20150716

Oh? Well… *reblag*

zer0will2live

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

qslay

I have nothing to lose

stoicdaydreamer

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

astripperstory

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

brownsugarempress

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

thecrybabbles-deactivated201605

Money dog is my friend

yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20

Money dog is the shit

anttom2016-blog

I believe in the money dog😀

princedhunglow-deactivated20181

I believe in the money 🐶

cosmic-noir

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

crip-jesus-deactivated20190301

Just woke up 🙌🏿

totheonedegree

Pplease😭🙏🏽

the-madcap-laughs

My family doesn’t need the money, so I am transferring the magic of money dog to those that do

thescorpio-444

I need more candles

echos-newlegs

Only doing it for the heck of it 🤷 plus he looks like a good boy

iguanamouth

unicornempire

I. Love this.

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

defilerwyrm

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

bonesingerofyme-loc

The justification of each traitor primarch:

Mortarion: I hate psykers, I hate that Horus got to be Warmaster and tell me what to do, and I think magic is the wackest thing ever. I’m gonna join Horus so he can tell me what to do and hang out with the guys who summon daemons.

Angron: The Emperor is a cruel tyrant who is callous to human life and doesn’t understand honor, so I’m going to dishonorably betray my own sons without warning and kill half of them without even the decency of explaining why, then go on a genocide spree across several hundred civilized worlds.

Konrad Curze: The Imperium is going to fail because I have future visions that everything will be shitty, so to that end I’m going to help make it shitty because that’s not fucking circular reasoning.

Perturabo: The Emperor made me do things I don’t like doing because I’m a follower and utterly unable to interpret general orders in any way other than the most obvious, reductionist way. I’m also so narrow-minded that I managed to convince myself the Emperor told me not to build things I want to even though he never did, and so I hate him for that too. Also I brutally killed my homeworld in a fit of pique and I think he might get mad at that.

Fulgrim: I wanted to be perfect so I let a daemon eat me.

Horus: I got made Warmaster and whoa the pressure was like way too much so I went on an acid trip that I knew was an acid trip and got told by a really shifty fucker pretending to be my best friend that I should totally kill my dad, and it all seemed legit so I decided that since Warmaster was too much pressure I should be Emperor instead.

Alpharius: I got told by a whistling frog in a snowglobe that in order to save humanity we have to kill it. You had to be there.

Magnus: Dad told me not to trust the warp so I trusted the Warp instead and then set his basement on fire and then felt bad and hid in bed and let my planet go to war with a loyal legion.

Lorgar: Because dad made me skip Sunday School.

All the loyal Primarchs:

erebabes-deactivated20200405

All 100% true. Justifications of the loyal Primarchs are equally shit though:

Lion El Johnson: who the fuck even knows. I don’t know. I just want to kill things I think deserve to die to maintain a thin veneer of civilization even though I’m a prick.

Jaghatai Khan: Horus is too much of a fuckup to follow I guess. (only valid take)

Leman Russ: I’m a fucking DOG, OKAY???

Rogal Dorn: I actually believe every single piece of bullshit my dad says to me. I don’t know why. I just do.

Sanguinius: I’m too scared of my dad, my legion and myself to do otherwise.

Ferrus Manus: I’m actually saneish. That’s why I’m dead. 0/10 would not recommend

Roboute Guilliman: I just wanna play age of empires but with people.

Corax: I always wanted to be the protector of the weak and the slayer of oppressors so I joined the Imperium cos it seemed legit and not like an oppressive structure that killed billions of people

Vulkan: I was too nice to tell my father no when he asked a second time

captnmcd

Christmas is for family and cookies! so what better was to celebrate with katamari cookies with all our cousins! (I didnt get all of them but quite alot here haha) They are gingerbread cookies with royal icing deco. Cant wait to play some katamari re roll for christmas too!

blakewms

This is awesome

just40k

GUARDSMAN - A Warhammer 40k Short film.

Directed by Richard Boylan Written by Boman Modine

paypigbi

Giving money away

Hey everyone, I’m giving a thousand away again, I’ll pick a random reblog, i really don’t want this money, it doesn’t make me happy and I’m hoping it’ll make someone else happy

Share the love and I’ll share my money

alwaysbewoke

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao

tastefullyoffensive

normandly

blakewms

I love fallout and bethesda's amazing humor

quick-nip

pleasurewhore-deactivated201802

The first time I saw this cartoon it had a really profound effect on the way I speak, and the way I think. I will never not reblog this. Take this shit seriously. ^^^

leonscourvosier

Vernacular is incredibly important.

enscenic

Yes

meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit

Learning to replace “I’m sorry” with “thank you” in most cases been one of the more effective changes in my communication.

manhood

HELP

ecologiadigital

Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

daggers-drawn

Nice try fuckers.

steeleman

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

genatrius

UC Davis has apparently issued a formal apology for their attempted coverup. Their story is that they didn’t properly scrutinize their agreement with Nevins & Associates, and they didn’t hire them with the intention of erasing content or rewriting history. So, keep reblogging this. KEEP. REBLOGGING IT.

yermemeblog

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

fromrushhourwithlove

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

honeynutfemios-deactivated20181

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

bando--grand-scamyon

^^^ lmfaooo

hashtagloveloses

this is it. this is the purest photo in existence. reblog for 100 years of good luck

nowyoukno

fangirling-so-hard-rn

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q)

doctormemelordmd

Yeah but have you seen this

stultiloquentia

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

warwyrd-deactivated20170724

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

reallymisscoffee

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

ruggie-bucchis

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

avianawareness

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.

odpixel

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

lilith-knight

Best birbs !!

221cbakerstreet

your son is Beautiful and Strong

solitarelee

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

betheothergirl-deactivated20180

Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.

As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater.