Submit me some bland ass headcannons

Got a headcannon about Meowth? an idea about Gary oak? think professor Birch likes peanut butter? send them my way!

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If you try and tell me meowth and wobbuffet arent best friends i will cry

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I want team rocket to win for once in their life plese its been years!

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GARRY OAK CAN SUCK MY DICK GARRY OAK CAN SUCK MY DICK G

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pikachu's such a shady-ass bitch. i know what you thinkin. they about to pikachew you out broe

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what the FUKC i?? is MANKEYS FUCKING PROBLEM I FEEL LIKE THEY WANT SMTH FROM ME I CAN SEE IT IN THEIR EYES

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remember when there was an entire religion based around meowth falling from the sky? i do. i'll never forget. it was fucked up.

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Meowth and wobbuffet are friends and you cant tell me otherwise!

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420 blaziken

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i wn ANT FU KCING GAR Y TO SLEEP

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Misty was always envious of Brock's beautiful tea set.

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Ash actually doesn’t like ketchup. He’s a mustard kind of guy.

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Prof. Oak fucking loves league of lEGNSD

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meowth prefers memeowth and nobody knows why

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Jessie prefers decaf coffee. James cannot get over this atrocity.