[wishing-for-deathx]

“I don’t know if people like me ever find love. I think I’m just the kind of person who loves. I’m always the one who loves without being loved in return.”

— unrequited love is my destiny

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[lunefrog]

@poemsandmyths

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[memesandlaughs]

Memes And Laughs

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

[batferret]

[primeemeraldheiress]

I fucking love this.

[robertmitchum]

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

[robertmitchum]

BONUS: 

reblog for good luck!! 

[night-life154]

[askstarliner-deactivated2014031]

This is real film of a real ghost

[the-archetype-of-civilization]

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

[seenkseeb]

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

[sunflowerletters]

“Perhaps the saddest thing of all, is maybe you didn’t really hurt me by leaving. Maybe you protected me the only way you knew how, because I would have taken whatever you gave me. So you left, and you protected me from myself”

— Excerpt from a Book I’ll Never Write, Perhaps the Saddest Thing

[wishing-for-deathx]

“It’s not that he couldn’t love me, I don’t think he ever wanted to.”

— I was just his latest plaything

[sunflowerletters]

“Perhaps, the saddest thing of all, Is that I loved you, and every so often, I thought maybe you could love me too.”

—

Excerpt from a Book I’ll Never Write, Perhaps the Saddest Thing. 

Pablo Neruda Inspired

[anchored-and-drowning]

“The other day she said to me ‘sometimes I just feel like a gas station’ and I laughed at the statement before she explained ‘people stop by to get what they need, whether it’s sex, laughter, or someone to suffocate the loneliness, until they’re full again and the last thing you ever see is them driving away’ and now I’m wondering if a gas station is all I’ll ever be”

— 02/02/2020

[everythingfox]

“I’ve never seen a puppy pranking his nosey siblings”

(via)

[geardrops]

“oh and you’re filming this, brent? ha ha, fucking hilarious”

[garmonbozine-deactivated2021100]

If I have a dream about you I expect you to feel it. We just shared an adventure bro don't be so rude