525,600 Paul Blarts

Hello, I’m Ollie and I do art and I write. Formerly @firefartace. TAGS: #my art

[owlsparagus]

But what if the Amber Lead Syndrome turned Law´s hair white

[the-thot-clown]

USD/Paypal only!

DM me if you want one! This is just the first bunch of the month.

[cowardly-bisexual]

i’m gonna say it

having teenages and ppl in their early 20s with little to no experience with irl sex, dating and LGBT communities lead online discourse on what is sexual orientation and what labels mean has done incredible damage to our community

so much of the shit that has come out of twitter and tumblr in the recent years literally sounds like a homophobic fever dream but if you dare point that out you will be sent death threats by a swarm of teenagers who have never talked to a lesbian offline

[cowardly-bisexual]

me: online-only LGBT communities end up developing really out of touch and homophobic mentalities 

online-only LGBT communities:

[moonkitty]

cooking mama castlevania spinoff cancelled 2020 e3 leak

[zinan-kg-deactivated20210113]

This video lives rent free in my head

[thebestoftumbling]

[arvanitish]

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

[actualfkntrash]

mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

[drferox]

A universal experience.

[chocolatemilkaficionado]

[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]

Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs

I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one

I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me

She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly

She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off

I said ma’am no stop

Those are his nipples

She said

There’s no way, he’s a boy

I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples

Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical

She said no way, he’s a boy I said

Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples

[discardedscream]

I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.

I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.

The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm

She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”

I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.

“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.

“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart

[secondclassvines]

“Slippers tries”

[spookyoubliette]

[gay-au-deactivated20140626]

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”

[planetofjunk]

These shorts really are the best thing to have happened to Mickey’s character in ages.

[brunhiddensmusings]

you say this without acknowledging this was about taking goofy to see ‘potato land’ which he assumed was an amusement park (which was really a welcome to idaho sign) and his lifelong dream, so they have to BUILD a potato themed amusement park before goofy woke up from a nap there was an entire episode (season one, episode one) where mickey and donald were denied service at a takeout restaurant because mickey has no shirt and donald has no pants so to get food they have to combine outfits, leaving one of them naked in a bush

or that they had an episode addressing goofy being a dog, and entering him in a dog show pluto was supposed to be in because he injured pluto rendering him unable to enter

and that on the command ‘beg’ he says ‘please take me back, i can change, she meant nothing to me’

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[blartlover]

Art dumparoo

[guooey]

i’mgonna cry 

[awbrainno]

why

[acenerdsbian]

At first I was like, okay revolver heels are kinda weird but you’re being a little harsh.

AND THEN I SAW THE TRUE HORROR OF THESE SHOES

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Those are his hooves you bitch

[beatlesweatles]

Bayoneightta

[catchymemes]

[rosetintmyworld84]

[kingscrown666]

This was better than I imagined

[brainstatic]

“Don’t call Trump supporters nazis, it hurts their feelings.”

[jewish-privilege]

Yes, this is real (link to tweet). Yes, Tucker Carlson is literally repeating Nazi propaganda that aided the genocide of the Romani during the Holocaust. Yes, I am furious. 

(Also, although there is a large population of Romani in Romania, they aren’t indigenous to Romania. They’re a diasporic group originally from northern India.)

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Romani and Jewish have been screaming at the top of their lungs for years about neo-fascism in Europe, and Americans were totally aloof.

Then neo-fascism reared its head in America, but Roma and Jews were left out of the conversation in terms of people being impacted, because our oppression was “over.”

Now Tucker Carlson is on live TV using slurs and Nazi propaganda about Romani people, and I’m 90% most people on the left are just going to ignore it.

[volaee]

It’s fucking starting y'all. It’s happening again.

If you’re not Jewish or Roma PLEASE BOOST THIS.

[blartlover]

My schizo affective has been mad busy making me feel weird recently so have some critters that I drew on pics I took

[blartlover]

Worm hell

[naturaldaisaster]

nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes

[sirphillipcranestanaccount]

The man is from Minnesota, he knows

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