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30 year long bjudgh yeaaaaaaajjjj

[political-us]

[gossipgurlingursht]

An actual news source:

The secret to Baltimore's extraordinary year

This April, Baltimore saw five homicides.

[thelawfulchaotic]

Give 👏 the 👏 kids 👏 somewhere 👏 to 👏 be

Old judge of mine loved to sentence kids to afterschool activities. Not a specific afterschool activity, mind you. Just An Afterschool Activity Of Child’s Choice. Church? Fine. Basketball? Fine. Yearbook? Fine.

If you’re doing an Activity, you have somewhere to be, something to do, and a reason to go. If not, honestly, why not smoke weed and play video games? Why not get into stupid drama and fight about it? Why not respond when a gang gives you somewhere to be and something to do?

[pissvortex]

[leathergerard]

im fed up of everyone giggling over crushes on older women and only listing gillian anderson. where are my REAL freaks at. who else's life was irreversibly altered when miss trunchball walked on screen in her big boots leather gloves and hammer throws slung over her shoulder

one time she jumped from the first floor and the whole ground shook. i wanted her to fling me across a field so bad

[leathergerard]

oh so suddenly this isnt a safe place anymore? medieval torture is suddenly too problematic for you guys??

[frogmoss1]

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

[billyshakesqueer]

5 original posts remain

[dduane]

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

[liliacfaerie]

your life should not be a museum

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[oceanpilled-fishcel]

[silliestflowergirl]

WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

It’s him!

[jame7t]

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

sniff

fall off things

Lick plastic (BAD trick)

[shamebats]

[fieldsarebreathing]

Does he mean anything to you

[phoneticmeow]

[flareonfloof]

[tall]

Has science gone too far

[echo-heo]

couldnt find the source but heres more of these. chinese zodiac

[fuckyeah2000s]

this is actually legitness

[scrungly420]

Gotta add the spiritual successor (among us medallion) + live among us reaction

[dat-soldier]

a prized memento

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

[draconym]

My favorite grocery store cashier died a few months ago. I know this probably sounds like a bizarre thing to be sad about. Her name was Judith and I only saw her once or twice a week, and only while I was paying for groceries. But even now, months later, I think of her when I'm at the grocery store. She used to save the ends of receipt paper rolls when they only had a foot or two left on them and give them to me, which I never asked her to do, but the first time she did it she held one out to me and said "you look like someone who would make a craft out of this," and I laughed because she was right. I do save them to put in geocaches and letterboxes. Our small talk was about the weather and the weekend and aren't those cookies good? They're so expensive though. But it's worth it.

I'm just saying. If you ever sit around wondering whether you'd be missed if you disappeared off the face of the earth, the answer is probably yes, very much, and probably by more people than you think.

[thememedaddy]

[geocaprican]

Ah yes, the three genders: virgin, whore, and 6

[mia-down-under]

[elierlick]

"Trans people were invented by doctors in the 1950s"