Hint of Lime

Michael • 31 • I’m here to win.

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[oneheadtoanother]

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[charl0ttan]

best multiple of nine

9

18

27

36

45

54

63

72

81

90

Voting ended onMay 28

[etchif]

Love this image. pfört

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[unclefather]

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[konoko]

[podcastwizard]

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday

[pokeballvictimized]

i think this particular gag has gone out of style but it really is always funny when movies make their soundtracks diegetic in situations where it makes absolutely no sense

[volatilevale]

chat is it ok if i never forgive him

[volatilevale]

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years