just a little off

tried rizzing up a girl by holding an automatic door open for her. chivalry is not yet dead. 23

[luoniiel]

coterie commission for @ostensibly-shoelace as part of my portrait flash sale! such a fun group

[roboco-san]

dungeon meshi is about the power fantasy of being in the exactly perfectly correct situation for your personal brand of autism to be an essential, lifesaving asset

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

[tofupixel]

some of my fav portrait commissions from this year

follow on ko-fi to get notified when i open them again :-3

[lalyravioli]

Twilight blueberry cake 🍰

[ilikewritingandspeedcore]

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

[rhyperographer]

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

[digital-magus]

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[freshlytoastedmarshy]

My favorite thing about fandoms is that there is always an mlp fan somewhere that can and will turn everyone into a pony, doesnt matter what genre the thing is or if its not super popular, it will be pony-fied

[minna-nakayoku]

i too hungry the. icecream

[minna-nakayoku]

[minna-nakayoku]

HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?

[navalnu-art]

I caved and started a second save to play the 1.0 from zero, and also because it'd been so long since I played FoM for the first time that I wanted to remember what the beginning was like.

So... meet Marsie. Her full name's Marsaili though. She's a very shitty witch but she's got determination and a very internalised fight or fight response.

She'd caused plenty of disasters back at home and she was always the coven's gossip so after failing her certifications for the third time, she quit and looked for a way to prove everyone wrong and become The Witchiest Witch that ever Witched. (Spoilers: she won't).

So when she saw the ad from Mistria, she remembered reading about its history and its magical fluctuations, so she hopped on a carriage and left the Capital behind.

Then she somehow ended up raising sheep. Like... a lot of sheep. And then the dragon statue she vented to started talking back, which was awfully embarrassing, but also the start of an actual adventure.

[justgot1]

At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

It used to be cold. There used to be all these bugs.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Maybe he understood for the first time that to the boy he was himself an alien. A being from a planet that no longer existed. The tales of which were suspect. He could not construct for the child’s pleasure the world he’d lost without constructing the loss as well and he thought perhaps the child has known this better than he.

[dappercyborg]

The grass used to be green in the summer not brown

[middleearthorcseeksspaceorc]

In autumn, puddles would freeze overnight, and give the sharpest, sweetest snap when you stepped on them. All gone by late morning, but reappearing the next day with sharp crinkles and chimes.

[whatdoyoumeannospaces]

mayflies used to coat the road so thoroughly in spring that their corpses made the road more slippery than black ice.

[vrpltransdyke]

All I remember are the live bugs. I remember driving down the highway and openethe window, hundreds brought in by the draft. Saved from being splattered on the hood and windshield. Flying awkwardly as they mated midair.

I don't remember when the last time I saw one

[transgender-daemon-faerie]

I miss the fireflies. They used to light up the night by the hundreds. So plentiful that you could scoop them into jars to keep inside. Now I might see one or two if I’m lucky

[jasminteart]

romantic friday night out

[whale-with-legs]

Wild children spotted👀👀

🦇：……do you want to pick a colour?

[making-you-in-mtg]

[artandbrimstone]

the batman

[checkyourasianbias]

I love when people learn from their mistakes and do better #learningfrombefore but you don't have to tell us about how you didn't know something was anti-Asian and how you felt really guilty when you did. I assume you would feel a bit bad if you said slurs you didn't know were slurs? People are generally less aware of racism towards Asian people so it's not like it's a surprise, it sucks but it's not always something you have to confess to us because what would a response to that type of ask even be... what would you want us to say...