Adventure

Never stop wondering. Never stop wandering.

[battlevilla]

[toastbutteregg]

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[notemily]

Actual faith vs performative religion.

[anxietyproblem]

[wavcheck]

[stereomike]

[paper-backstab]

infomercial: the Topsy Turvy Tomato tree! just place the tomato plant in the vertical grow bag, add regular soil, pour in the water, and w

5yo me:

[vmae]

I’m watching bridezillas and can’t get over this stripper’s name

[merethic]

[lastdjnosaurs]

[lordsmaf]

[funny-tik-toks]

[ko-is-an-insomniac]

Cain and Abel

[sharkswithsocks]

The Cain Instinct

[idratherhavefreedom]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

[antiandrogen]

When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner

[evilpotofsoup]

some nice things

[mysharona1987]

[hellenhighwater]

You get used to painting with only one hand.

[hellenhighwater]

Yes, but the alternative is him laying directly under my canvas and staring at me like this:

So instead we take turns, and since this is acrylic, I can wipe it off them with a damp towel if I catch it right away.

[hellenhighwater]

I should clarify for people, since the lighting does not make this super clear--these are two separate cats, Malice (the black one, who shoulders if she is given constant attention) and Vice (the grey one, who can be held but will fidget constantly.) They’re both not yet two years old, and have a long ways to go before they’re on level with their predecessor, Nimitz, the Terror of the Underbrush, who shouldered so well I could do whole sculpting projects and maintain the use of both hands. Git gud, baby cats. 

[mori-esque]

[hellenhighwater]

I choked on my coffee

[marcvscicero]

mesolithic amber figure of a bear, from a submerged settlement under the north sea (12,500-3,900 BCE) . very cute . little boy .

[girlballs]

chewing on him

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

this is what she looked like

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I’d take health care and no children in cages if it meant, like, fewer kinds of apple juice to choose from, idk.

[val-ritz]

Because this version of the post doesn’t have it: HE IS IN A RESTAURANT SUPPLY STORE. It’s not even SUPPOSED to have a fucktillion name brands!