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D.A.D.s

So this is our new America. Wow. I think a lot of people are looking for an explanation on how this happened. And it turns out that the largest percentage of Trump supporters were married white men. Most of them with families.

So, Dads! Dads did this? What the fuck, Dads?!

So now we know who the real enemy in this country is: Dads. And I’m about to be a Dad. So that’s why I’m starting a new organization: Dads Against Dads - aka D.A.D.s

Dads are supposed to protect us, make sure their girls are safe, cut up orange slices for half-time at soccer, and tell shitty jokes: “Here pull my finger… surprise I voted for a hateful dictator!"

NO! BAD DAD! BAD!

So that’s what D.A.D.s is all about: getting Dads back to what they do best - having tools, enjoying Sundays, grilling - not creating a country where their daughters are second class citizens. So it’s time for Dads to fight back against Dads.

So if you see a Dad wearing a "Build the Wall” shirt, lead him into the nearest garage and tell him his kid needs a treehouse built instead. If you see a Dad wearing a “Trump that Bitch” shirt, hand him a power washer and tell him his house is dirty. If you see a Dad being hateful, sexist, racist, xenophobic, tell him that he was put on this planet to protect his kids, not from muslims and gay people, but from hate, ignorance, and fear. Tell that Dad it’s is time to start being a Dad, again.

All Dads Against Dads - join me in this fight. Share this and tag your favorite D.A.D.

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