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lakevida

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

lakevida

your majesty what is upppp

thesamemethewholetime

#omg #crying #hj wingstreet #d20 city council of darkness #city council of darkness #d20 ccod

doelettas

spot the difference

#they're the same picture #dimension 20 #city council of darkness #d20 ccod #emily axford

okmurph

Now that’s IMPROV BABY

zudrickofthemurder

she is so hot let’s all die

#wife/mom/girlfriend #emily axford

scattergoriesofevil

A jaded vampire who accidentally discovers SSRIs and now wants to just chill and pick up some hobbies is the most Ally Beardsley take on an immortal predator. He still eats people but he doesn’t want his whole unlife to be ABOUT that, you know? Blood raves are out. A pottery studio is in.

#hj wingstreet #d20 city council of darkness #dimenson 20 #ally beardsley

my-darling-boy

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

#a good question

rivetgoth

Where’s the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote Bring me the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote

rivetgoth

1 week post 9/11

#hunter s thompson #war #2026

idowhatiwantspock

King of Drag s1e2 Perka $exxx as Steve Urkel/Sonic the Hedgehog

tainaronian

#laffin #autism tag

omegaverse

yeah it’s this really funny audio post on tumblr of wario dying in a kart crash. let me just find it… hey dude where are you going?

tmcb

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batmanisagatewaydrug

re: that recent post an interesting thing about being an any pronouns user is that most cishet people will hear that and immediately go "oh thank god I can just call you the normal girl pronouns" and many queer people will go "okay got it I'll use they/them and apologize if I ever fuck up and use a different one" and it's like. okay. you're actually both kind of whiffing it in different ways.

#gender tag #when i say any I MEAN ANY #play around and have fun with it #call me handsome every once in a while

sea-salted-wolverine

For those who need to hear it. To be ten pounds overweight is barely noticeable. To be ten pounds underweight is cause for concern if not outright alarm.

The primary health impact of being fifty pounds overweight is medical neglect. The primary health impact of being fifty pounds underweight is organ failure.

Skinny =/= healthy. You can not underfeed yourself into balanced nutrition. You can not subtract your way towards a healthy diet. You can not exercise all the spare calories off because bomb calorimetery is a joke of a scientific model that would have been laughed out of any other field.